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Ross McCormack

The Lego movie

Midlife crisis

My wee boy has decided that bedtime is for losers and he'd much rather sing the bing bong song from peppa pig. Lovely

Strimming the grass to discover every single stone possible in the garden. I'm wearing shorts.

Nah I prefer Miami, mate.

Is that like adding them as your other half on bebo?

Get many boys on there do you?

Ever watched a bairn try and walk in one of those? Hilarious.

Must be a bit of a Barra spell, then.

It's a massive cot, the bit that worries me the most is that he could hurt himself as he was howling when he came running out of his room, and he must've came over the side head first. He told he wants a batman big boy bed, so a trip to Argos is on the cards tomorrow!

I mustn't be scottish then, I've been lying to everyone

My wee boy's just climbed out of his cot, he's nearly 2 should we have had him in a bed by now? Given me the absolute fright of my life!

People greetin about being sunburnt. You'd think after looking like a lobster for the last 10 summers they'd have learnt their lesson, but apparently not.

Jim duffy's still got it.

The yellow Cowdenbeath

I think now that he's actually won Wimbledon once, nobody's really that arsed. At least not on Facebook anyway, the only tennis related posts I had this year was about nadal getting pumped

I had a bit of an issue with my speech when I was in primary school and this still happens accidentally from time to time.

We should be tuned in to WIIFM

If you lived in Caithness you'd probably want to swear a lot too

Lucy, 21 from Edinburgh is actually cracowjambo by the looks of it

Is your mum on tinder?

The tesco petrol station in Dingwall must be closely linked to the Gaza Strip or something. I fucking hate Dingwall

Give the boy a break, he's won 7000 on a scratchy