NotThePars

The strangest example of inter-family chats on my News Feed was just after Xmas when a lassie two years below me at school posted a picture of a vibrator her mother had bought her. Then again I am from Fife, what did I expect?

Kony and friends.

hi mrs m i really hate people that do that as well chance of a rt?????

Dundee's finest on display once again. I can only guess that he has in fact stuck it in her going by her facial expression.

Mastodon the first metal-shoegaze hybrid? I may check them out at T as I really enjoyed Crack The Skye and The Hunter's also very good from what I've heard.

I left school two years ago but as far as I know yes. Did he ever discuss his ex wife 'The Beast' or his jakey brother from Maryhill? He was the ideal teacher to have in a secondary school, treated the 1st-4th years with nothing but contempt until they passed his subject then treated the seniors as adults. Our Higher class used to be structured around a feudal system with those that passed in the castle and those that failed in the village. Naturally, I was the King.

I gave up chocolate last year for lent and still haven't had a bar so tonight I'm going to have a kit-kat and then give up crisps for lent.

Well sometimes quantity is more appreciated than quality.

I've had it since 2009 if that makes it any more acceptable!

First time I've watched it in a year, I don't remember the matches being that short before.

@danielbather I tweet excessively, particularly at nights.

Our history teacher Mr Pointer after he lost a bet over which students would pass the prelim. He still owes me a pint.

That is the WORST racism I have ever encountered.

Agree with everyone else on Justice, what a gig. I've never been to the Academy and not had an amazing time but I've never seen it so packed before, you could barely move anywhere on the floor. I'm glad they stuck with Genesis as the intro as it's superb and finally there's scarcely a man alive that can claim to be as cool as either Xavier or Gaspard.

My Facebook is currently filled with either "Crying so much at Whitney's death, those of you who are making jokes are heartless" and "she was a junkie, our soldiers are dying for our country." I hate this country at times.

He got out over a year ago, he's probably reading this right now.

Think I'll avoid Newcastle for the foreseeable future.

I've put this here and the E Chat thread as well. I'm thinking of upgrading my Spotify to a Premium account but the main issue I have is about the connectivity with iPods. I have an iPod Nano so there's no chance of me being able to get a Spotify App and I was wondering whether it was possible to sync all your offline playlists to an iPod or do you have to individually purchase every track that you want? Hope this is clear enough and would appreciate any help.

I'll put this here and the QQT on Gen. Nonsense. I'm thinking of upgrading my Spotify to a Premium account but the main issue I have is about the connectivity with iPods. I have an iPod Nano so there's no chance of me being able to get a Spotify App and I was wondering whether it was possible to sync all your offline playlists to an iPod or do you have to individually purchase every track that you want? Hope this is clear enough and would appreciate any help.

Sounds good, thanks a lot!

I remember in 3rd and 4th year Computing our teacher Mr Ross (an Aberdeen fan) used to take abuse from pretty much everyone on a regular basis which he never responded to on any occasion except one time when one of my classmates shouted "oi Mr Ross, I've heard you like to shag sheep" to which Mr Ross instantly retorted with "aye, well a sheep would be better than any of your female relatives." What made it even better was the pupil had to be restrained whilst Mr Ross chuckled to himself.

A boy in my German class brought his imaginary friend Gary to class one day and gave him his own desk and chair before storming out the class half an hour in take Gary to the airport. To this day, no one knows if he genuinely believed Gary existed.

Going to see Justice on Sunday and we're thinking of a night out after in Glasgow. Does anyone have any recommendations for good club nights on a Sunday (preferably indie, alternative) otherwise we may end up having to experience the delights of Club Tropicana.

First class trolling attempt there from LinkinFighter

I've not seen anything either, I'd imagine it will be just someone else off Ed Banger Records. It will be brilliant regardless.