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  1. Attended a Western style wedding here in Tokyo today. If you take the worst of the Western ceremony, combined with 12 courses of raw fish and numerous speeches by the bride and groom's company CEOs then you'd love it! Although I did find out that a woman wearing a long sleeve kimono is unmarried as opposed to the short sleeve version.
  2. Come the Scottish football revolution, Tam Cowan will be amongst the first to face a firing squad.
  3. I'm actually in this movie as an extra (one of numerous gaijins playing Russian POWs. Wouldn't recommend it unless you can understand Japanese or Russian, although I've just bought a new suit for next year's Oscars.....
  4. Agree. I'd have thought it would be around £5k as it would be around double than any other Scottish side (bar Celtic) could pay and enough to turn his head. £15k per week is a lunacy too far even for Rangers*!
  5. Maybe. I'm not sure of his thinking. I used to work with his best mate on a job back in Edinburgh. Decent amateur boxer himself.....might ask him what the craic is. Agree that it would be a decent fight though.
  6. True but 5 losses in his last 12 fights should be a decent indicator. That said, I notice he's never been KO'd.
  7. Perhaps your mate is so hideously ugly that the guy would rather stare at a painted wooden door than subject his eyes to the trauma? Or is your mate Madusa?
  8. I'm not sure being knocked out would be Burn's choice of "passing the torch" in all honesty.
  9. Magee is far, far more than just "Magee", unless you mean by that a filthy pervert that sniffs the panties of the women whose boiler (not a euphemism) he is servicing?
  10. In fairness, he usually murders them first.....
  11. Been getting a sports massage the last couple of Fridays. Painful as f**k but isn't half helping my dodgy hip and shoulder. Roll on tomorrow!
  12. Apologies, misread your post. Hence now deleted.
  13. I've got a wedding up in Tokyo in a couple weeks time. Not sure what to expect. Would be delighted with a steak pie to be perfectly honest as it'll probably be fucking rice and b*****d miso soup!
  14. Any serving suggestions for @Honest_Man#1's wedding?
  15. It's perfectly acceptable to lower hotness standards (to an extent) if their ability in bed is high but she could be the greatest ride on earth but would still be a "wid not". As per the Hutchence/Christensen/Yates rule.
  16. I reckon he's actually had a good "pegging" from Jill!
  17. I think it's nice that they're spreading hope to ugly people everywhere that they too might find happiness one day.....
  18. Ah the old "trope" trope eh? What were you saying about original posts?
  19. You're more of an eggs Benedict man, I'm guessing?
  20. I raise you Encona West Indian hot pepper sauce.
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