Reminds me of my latter days at school when I'd spend entire weekends at a mates smoking dope. There was regularly a stark choice to be made in a stoned haze of, 1. Sit in the living room with your equally stoned mates watching the Jack Russell shag f**k out of a teddy. Or 2. Go upstairs for a shot on his(our mates, not the Jack Russell!) sister.
Like I say, that Jack Russell could really shag f**k out of that teddy......