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In fairness Jimmy, you can be a bit of a c**t from time to time.....

Nice one! Congratulations to you and your Missus

That goes without saying! I asked my Mum to bring it from Scotland. It helps my stomach and liver......plus it keeps me warm!

https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/manuka-honey-medicinal-uses#1

Have you tried manuka honey?

What about killing vegetables or pulses?

Whilst I agree that c***s that brutally torture animals should receive a hefty prison sentence but I'm not sure about sending someone down for a 20 stretch just for killing Fido tbh.

Come on to f**k. Even Walter Mitty was married, Jimmy....

I can't be the only married guy on P&B, surely?!

I once got an on air, tear stained demand for an apology from Durham after I tweeted his show telling his co host, Ray Houghton to "boots his baws again".......hearing Ray laughing in the background felt like vindication. Agree with the general consensus of not listen to the thundercunt as a matter of principal though.

Asked my wife to refill my hot water bottle earlier. She brings it back with cold water in it and wonders why I gave her a funny look! I sometimes wonder if she's really a Doctor or whether she just likes to dress up as one!

^^^will send his kids up chimneys type post....

RE: @throbber situation. I agree with @Bobby Skidmarks & @Bairnardo posts tbh. 1. Log off and "enjoy" the moment...you won't as you'll feel like a spare p***k at a wedding! But be there & supportive for your wife and newborn. It's an amazing experience that'll only strengthen your respect for your gf and women generally. 2. Bairnardo is right about the feeling of "love straight away"......I was told this by my sister and felt underwhelmed by comparison but I totally understand as just witnessing the bond between mother and child is on a completely different level....that's not to say us fathers don't love or care about our kids because of course we do but something happens in those 9 months that we don't get close to. Good luck Throbber. ETA - More importantly, good luck Mrs Throbber!

After 3 days on the paradise-esque Ishigaki Island (Google it....and you'll see why!) I'm in Naha in Okinawa and just been treated to a lobster & steak teppenyaki birthday dinner. Life is all gravy

Fair enough but same rules apply. BTW, any sign of that kid of yours yet?

No material stretches? What sort of civil engineering course have you been doing?! Were yield points never discussed?!

Same with folk that stand right up at your door after knocking/ringing the bell. Take a step back FFS.

Cycling on the pavement is the only one I can think of here. It is refreshing to live in a Country where the majority of people are well mannered.....although you can almost taste the passive aggression when someone isn't conforming to the numerous societal rules!

Still playing the man and not the ball in the face of facts, eh Bennett? Some things never change.

He's moved on from her too.....still bitching about having to "slum it" on her £30m+ pay off apparently....

If by "chasing away" you mean "driving down the share price and acting in concert to gain control" then yes, you're correct.

It appears so!

No smoke without fire. Mo Farah smokes too?! He's definitely been on the PEDS!

She's been dead for 20+ years FFS!

Nothing touching implied on my part, Granny. I would converse with you but it's kind of difficult when your posts read like being "spoken at" as opposed to "spoken to".