Ignoramus

Just checking in on how the LL’s sponsorship deal is going…

Never mind a 59, JT Poston is on for a 54

This Tringale jobber is gonna shoot another super low score and then melt away isn’t he?

Poulter and Boab up at the top end of the leaderboard - the forces of good and evil unite

The biggest concern for me was that the area I gained hope from was our CB pairing, but McGachie bullied them tonight which really doesn’t bode well. This is going to be four defeats going into the league campaign before a trip to QoS who have had a good summer, might be time to hide under the duvet for a while

Parry on at HT

I’m not sure Morgaro Gomis as an advanced box to box midfield is quite gonna work, you know

This Rodden fella looks like a left footed version of Lyon, wee bit of pace and energy but nothing really going forward or back

Conceding goals for fun and looking totally ineffective despite having tonnes of the ball Gonna be a long season folks

The change of keeper has happened so we’ll see how JBH goes tonight. I do think team is probably our best at the moment. Does anyone know about Thicot?

Pogacar is gubbed, haven’t seen him broken like this

This Mordaunt seems terrifyingly composed here, she reminds me of the Home Office minister from the Thick of It

Also looking forward to tonight, it’s our only game in the group where we go in as favourites, although we’re up against a team with a winning habit playing their first game as an SPFL club so it’s going to be a right challenge. To use the managerial cliche, a reaction from the players to Saturday would be good, we need to offer some confidence that we are a L1 side and a good display and result tonight can help with that.

Not gonna lie, comparing our first half on Saturday with Falkirk’s isn’t massively filling me with hope

Did wonder where he was going to end up

Looks as if it’s to be windy today and tomorrow and then predictably calming down for the tournament days.

Danica doing a handstand in the background

So that’s all of the girls taking back their original guys within two days (?) of Casa Amor, confirming that it’s increasingly becoming a waste of time for anything other than half an episode of scenes and that any guy doing CA from now on should be dealing with it as a ‘lads holiday’ given there’s no consequences anyway. Liam pulled this last year and won FFS

How is it out of all of our players from last season, he has managed arguably the best move?! What a world

Would love to have a Premiership youngster or something next to these guys for some legs but we have some pedigree in there now

In an ideal world, I’d like two CBs, a LB, a creative forward player (number 10, winger) and a centre forward. Not sure we’re getting all of that but if we can utlilise the loan market and make one or two more shrewd permanent signings then we could be there. Thinking about former loanees, Otoo and Jamieson would go a long way IMO

BEHOLD THE MARCH OF THE RINGERS! We must’ve really loved Gretna last season.

Olly MacDonald then, not the most inspiring but we’ll see if we’ve got a gem. A CB - or three - next pls.

Coco is playing Andrew like Aly Bain at Hogmanay, she’ll be off the minute the gullible wet wipe picks her.

Luca is pulling the same trick as Jake last year - egging them on and collecting the receipts - he’s just better at it.