topcat(The most tip top)

This is like a goal being ruled out by VAR

You can't "know" but it seems a reasonable working assumption especially because we're playing for pretty low stakes here But it can be a gateway into the "We hate that lot because they hate us" bigotry that people like Wingnut are often, knowingly or unwittingly, entrenched into As the Buddha (566-486 BC Philosopher, Spiritual Leader and Chairman of Ancient India Heart Supporters Club) once said "For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time" Or as Yoda (896 BBY to 4 ABY: Jedi Master and secretary of Dagobah Supporters Club Hearts) put it "Hatred leads to suffering" Or indeed as Martin Luther King (1929-1968: Preacher , Civil Rights leader and Third Lanark fan) preached: “Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars Arrogance is an undesirable trait but when faced with the likes of Wingnut it may be hard to avoid but it's up to your own strength of moral character to not give in to hate Remember the words of Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900 Philosopher, Miserable Sod, Had a shockingly poor quality tattoo of Hearts Captain Isaac Begbie) "Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you." Cretinous Simpletons from utter shitholes like Wingnut shouldn't be hated they should be pitied, An Idea that was put best by Sergeant Bosco Albert Baracus (1952 -???? US Army, Soldier of fortune, Los Angeles Underground Hearts) when he said "I pity the fools"

One more for @VincentGuerinto illustrate Hearts can no longer qualify for next seasons Champions League

I'm more of an optimist and there is some pleasure in either losing it (Especially in 1998 and 2021)

Bigot: a person who strongly and unfairly dislikes other people, ideas, etc.

At 59 Will Carling would face a higher risk of long term damage from being Tasered But still...

The big story is that Hibs now can’t be relegated

You’ll be fine, probably

Technically your sharing so it’s only half a thread each Really congratulations are due to Hibs and Dundee Unite for being the 7th and 8th teams to secure participation in next season’s top flight Aberdeen still have a little bit of work to do

To be fair while I occasionally talk sense a lot of my content is composed of cheap puns, Whimsical asides and typographical errors so I can’t complain

Just get one of these and be a proper bald fraud

Usually I’d make predictions based on recent form, head to head records, injury news, home advantage and the likes and frequently my predictions are nonsense It turns out that all along I should have been looking at trip advisor as opposed to transfermarkt

soon after a particularly effective style of play emerges it becomes popular meaning teams have reason to prepare to counter it and plenty of opportunities to practice and get better at playing against it and it slowly becomes less effective and then less popular . we’re most of the way through the cycle now

Aren’t St Mirren marginally more plucky and wee?

He’s struggling to deal with the fact that Rangers have been far better than Celtic in the games that really matter this season

Klopp's real achievement has been taking the club back to a point where dropping out of the title race in late April is seen as a cause for jollity amongst the rest of us.

They’re looking after their pensioners interests so props to them

I’ve been there. It”s about the size of Dumfries so “City” might be pushing it. But it does have a massive 2000 year old Roman theatre thats really impressive and still functioning I wouldn’t go there specially but if you’re in Provence then it’s worth seeing

I remember that now but I only saw a couple of soundbites at the time ETA: I've just realised that the video is 30 minutes long, I didn't have time for that then and I don't have time now I salute your endurance in getting to the fifth minute

according to the athletic… San Siro is unique in the sense that it actually has three dressing rooms. One for Inter, one for Milan and the other for an away team. The Inter dressing room has a lot more space, whereas Milan’s dressing room is more compact.

The Roman Arenas in Verona, Arles and Orange are better than Hampden So I don't know which shithole amphitheatres you've been going to

I'm not sure who that is but It's hard to imagine a face looking more stereotypically Celtic than that It's like an Neil Lennon's ugly uncle

This is basically a restatement of @craigkillie's theory from earlier which we've already shown to be problematic But given that people have been struggling with similar paradoxes since Zeno in the 5th century BC we shouldn't be surprised that P&B's finest brains have yet to crack it There are no photos of Zeno so here's one of Xena instead

as the answer in that link states continuous probability doesn’t perfectly model any real world situation. If you start by simply assuming that the probability of something is zero then it’s hardly surprising that you can show it’s impossible which means we’ve still not solved the question of whether two players can be absolutely level I think we’re dangerously close to needing someone that understands Quantum Mechanics properly and that’s not me