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Buddhist Monks at the fall of Siagon and now jakey weedgies at the fall of Motherwells last minute defeat.
RiP.
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8 hours ago, Stellaboz said:
My wife made a soup tonight that contained chicken hearts.
I've never eaten these before. However, they tasted horrible. I tried two and twice I kept getting an image of a cute wee chicken clucking about in my head, felt like a monster.
I'm a massive hypocrite as I would easily devour chicken breast or leg without much thought, but the actual heart of an animal? Nah.
We get chicken arseholes on a stick here.
BBQ is the preferred option. Bit chewy, but tasty all the same.
Will by some today at the market and post a photo.
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Im confused.
What age are boomers? I thought that was the age group born after WII.
I was born 1974. It seems reading this thread, im now a boomer.
Kids today cant even count without those fancy calculators.
The good old days, when there would be a scuddy video doing the doing the rounds on the shop floor. Weeks it took before you got a shite picture fading coloured snatch of big hairy fanny.
You fucking don't how good you have it...
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To solve out my problems,
I had to get out of drugs.
I'd had enough of that.
Gone to collage.
Made the money..
So I took of in my bicycle.
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1 minute ago, mathematics said:
Had to Google the slur, and then had to Google the proper word for which the slur represented. Every day is a school day.
You'll be top of the class in P&b quiz league with googling like that.
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1 hour ago, DA Baracus said:
That's called 'Headers and volleys'.
It not, irt s some Malayan sport that is also played here. 4 a team on a badminton size court. Some amazing skills to keep it on game.
Give them a football, no,no.
Give a pro foitballer their we wooden/plastic ball again, nono.
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Wanjan 4/10. Ken 3
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Looks like. @johnnydun get sent to Perths finest.
Hey, bro. I not allow. Just sell the car, get on plane to Thailand.
You can live with me, for a few month, get yourself away from all the trouble.
We will have to share a bed, I'm cool with that.
Option mate, always here for everyone
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4 minutes ago, Leith Green said:
OK, so to be more specific - the jobby in question was all around the area next to the toilet bowl within the cubicle.
The cleaner that let me in (with a wry gin on her face, I have to say), was Polish - and just said what she thought - reckoned that one of our less enlightened South Asian IT Contractors must have been balancing on the actual porcelain to replicate the "hovershite" and got it all wrong...........................
saying that i've had to attempted the 'hovershite' in India. 7hr bus ride between the taj and the pink city.
sweet coffee only. finally stopped, ran to the bog... to find a mountain of shite in the bog. holding my nose throat and ears i hovered and shat out the coffee i'd been drinking for 4 hours.
no bum gun, no paper. life was fine knowing you were part of the community.
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37 minutes ago, Leith Green said:
I used to cycle to work and always arrived early.
One day I go there about 6.30 and there was a "closed for cleaning" sign on the showers - I had a meeting so had to get showered, into the work gear etc...........so walked in to discover that someone had taken a shit on the floor............
i'm no toilet inspector, but we have 2 cuibs (shit) wall/try (pish).
the 2 cubicals 1 asian, 1 western.
at least once a week i walk into the western and there is foot marks on the seat, not the seat but you know what i mean. and shite all over the place.
about 40 guys work in my place. i brought it up at the squad meeting. more or less saying who is the dirty b*****d?
they walk amounst us
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8 hours ago, nofixedability said:
Dick Campbell to talk utter pish before during and after the match. McKinnon to look completely uninterested.
mr campbell to retire after the game, realising the new Mourinho of Scottish fitba smash & grab has arrived.
East Fife get lucky with a 1-2 defeat.
yes, i've drinking, but tomorrow when I wake up, i'll be drinking again
get into this fife mob
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14 minutes ago, hk blues said:
Why? He's left you a clean run there!
that's for sure. but i'll hold off just now,. looks like sramash in the box at the moment.
I'm still in love with the wife tbh. Late run from MCGINN?
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there is no debt collecting agency knocking on your door unless you have 500ukp in parking fines.
written by a debt collector for the council, then private companies in Glasgow, Perth & Dundee. me.
eta greater glasgow, legal & trade (now a new name) used to sent the boys out to collect empty crisp pokes, utter scum of a company.
@perthshire is where the big money is
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there is a girl at my work called 'Dear', gorgeous girl to look at and speak to
She is 42, well within the limit before you all start.
my wife been away just now, thoughts have crossed old slipperyp mind.
She is single with a 15 yo boy.
Found out yesterday her ex- husband, competed suicide, shot gun to the head.
I'm OUT1
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6 hours ago, TxRover said:
Why are there so many disagreeable, miserable old c***s around? I was walking around a local mall, and happened to end up about 30 feet behind a couple holding hands. The absolute looks of disgust several older people gave them as they walked by was astonishing, and I don’t know if it was because it was two young ladies or because one was white and one was black. The nasty looks at them after they walked by were disheartening, at least until I made eye contact with one old bat who then at least looked a little ashamed at having been caught out by someone else.
I don’t know if it’s the religious intolerance around here or what, but it’s really getting more obvious as State Officials push their Bible thumping down our throats. How’s this shite going in the UK?
don't know about the uk. but here in Thailand, i believe its the norm.
my self and the good looking one, in our younger days would frequency be looked up and down and some comments thrown our way. for just walking down the high street of singburi. i been new to the area would shrugg mu shoulders, but would hit hard on the wifes mental (look on as a hooker, not messing about with words here).
Times have changed, i now have 3 kids, when we walk down the street, the looks have not changed. however, my wife mindset has....
She's has masters degree in accountancy, and owns more land than a bird can fly. AND THEY KEN IT. ( I never payed a penny)
book cover and all that...
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13 hours ago, Venti said:
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
When Tonto came pronto, when there was danger
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour
Cause they displayed...Turtle Power!Dont f**k about, we need guys like you..
As I mentioned earlier in the thread I take care of my son. Yesterday, he had no school, so went and stayed at grandads house (where the wife now stays).
Me on my tot. Get the garden done, wash the clothes, nae.
Now 10:30 Saturday morning, ive drunk 3 beers and a bottle of white wine.
In other news, my sisters are not coming to Thailand this year.
Cost of living.
f**k the world
Be strong, be good
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On 15/02/2024 at 20:08, Venti said:
That's going on your tombstone.
Cheers,.
I will make it known to all posters this guy is top drawer.
He noticed a few weeks ago that my postings had changed. Maybe you also. However, he wee nice PM.
Im still fucking tonto.
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Still not a clue what the OP is about. Had to finger read it all.
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4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said:
Clyde will win.
Thank you.
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32 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:
You're doing allright, Phil. Keep on, keeping on.
The Bairn is down for a visit as the schools/playschools are on holiday. She's not in a good mood today, she came stomping into the living room, I said "Good morning", "NOT GOOD MORNING" was the reply.
She's in a wee bit better mood now.
i LOVE YOU
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SORRY
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Sorry, I'm have a worlly. need to said.
I once got battered to pulp, stab wounds the lot, back in the day at a 24hr garage.
The 2 boys that did it. Sorry to their mother and father.
These boys have nightmares.
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2 hours ago, Eednud said:
Thursday 7/10, Gruffalo, King and (c)rap. https://quizoftheday.co.uk/2521
7/10 - books and films (keeping it real).
don't add me to league just now Ed.
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