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1994/95 new year, I stayed in Solihull and for 4 days over new year, her sister came and stay with her boyfriend.
On their arrival the presented us with a food hamper. BRILLIANT, cheese bottle of wine, steak pie the works...
As I said, they stayed 4 days, they never bought anything else during their time, 4 days. Booze, food, drugs...nothing.
On their last day, just before they were to head off, he handed me a receipt. It was for 50 English pounds. Asked for half, for the hamper.
No they never got it and they never returned.
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52 minutes ago, tamthebam said:
Are these kids from Glasgow...?
I don't think so, neither mention benefits.
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Thank you @Jacksgranda for this glorious thread.
Thank you Dundee, you never let us done.
Please pass the baton onto HMFC
We can all sing together 'Thank you'.
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Serious question. Who is he and what has he done as a manager to land this gig?
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7 minutes ago, highlandmac said:
Please tell me this isn't in scotland
There about a foot long and fast.
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8 hours ago, Venti said:
Seen a few vids of folk on the subway doing mad dances swinging from the poles/handles missing passenger's heads by milimeters.
Not manky, but bellend behaviour all the same.
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just killed one of these fuckers in my bathroom. Son went for a shower and shouted on, that the cat going crazy.
hit it about 12 times before it stopped moving.
There venomous and will put you in hospital, even kill you, if you get bitten.
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Congratulations to @Bully Wee Villa in his cup victory. No handshake will be offered.
No excuses, but, the scheduling was obviously pressured on @Eednud to call the final slap bang in the middle of Thailands main festival (new year). When IQ level were not at their peak. We managed to form a few brain cells together at sent out the team to not let us down, and by Buddha they never. Very proud of them.
We'll regroup, the heads will not drop and be ready for the next time. The powers above will not stop us.
Victory in our hearts will never be broken.
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26 minutes ago, Eednud said:
Cup 4
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It's day 2 of '7 dangerous days'.
this highlights 7 days during the New Year festival. What they don't tell you, is it's like this 365 days per year.
Everyday is a dangerous driving day in Thailand.
63 killed (this figure is only for death at the scene, if you make it to the ambulance then die, your not on the list)
550 injured
https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2775583/songkran-travel-kills-63-injures-550-in-2-days
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43 minutes ago, MazzyStar said:
SlipperyP gets pissed everyday.
i call it retirement
19 years now, i'll be 50 in june
enjoy your day
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1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said:
It's not a Saturday morning without an SP off the wall post
eASY joe, I'll rip you a new one, thats an arsehole..
i'm on holiday time.
peace
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Ok. Time to put this to bed.
Dinner is the main (big) meal of the day as per the British Empire standards.
Many working class/ children would have that meal around noon. Then have tea at early evening.
Times have changed and main meal is now around 5pm. Reason it is now dinner time.
If your still calling your lunch, dinner. Stop holding onto the British Empire lads.
Tldr.
Dinner at noon=big team found.
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Happy New Year everyone.
Welcome to 2567.
Have great one folks
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6 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:
@SlipperyPhas either cloned himself or has a twin
5 hours ago, Derry Alli said:I was think SlipperyP had calmed down a bit. Looks like his stash has been stolen
Robbed fae a hippy, eh @SlipperyP?
ffs lads, this guy is all the place,
I'm fucked up guy with good tunes, enjoy
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A slight knock of the pads down to 3rd man, sets us up for tea.
@19QOS19 make sure yuv had your dinner. pal
wouldn't want any of the big boys taking your tea money.
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Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner/Supper
Anyone shouting your Teas ready/out for a meal, can f**k off with rest of their cricket/rowing chums.
@arab r us kens
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3/4 of Birmingham now cheering on ME.
The Black Country give me their support...
Tickets
Zulu Warriors have regrouped
to add, my laptop restarted 2 times while trying to post this message.
makes you think
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3 hours ago, kingjoey said:
3 for the Cup. Well done @SlipperyP. Go get the trophy now.
Thanks, it was the semi for hope..
All im asking for is 50/50 in the final. We know it will not happen. The Mods Mafia will make sure.
Typing from the underground Thailand
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I like how their going down the cyber attack route. Which actually makes it sound even worse.
Bob Steely, saying "this is the life of a modern politician".
Well, no Bob, it really isn't.
Sending knob photos of yourself to strangers, then handing them phone numbers. Is this what modern politician do in their spare time?
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Work colleagues
in The General Nonsense Forum
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You'll love it here.
Every morning, is like a 30 man new recruits Monday, nobody knows what to do, no plan no f**k all.
I've worked in 6 different places here, they are all the same.