Lofarl

Enjoys the occasional kebab. Must be in favour of Turkey joining the EU.

Safari, also does the same on the iPad chrome browser.

Big gray bar on every page on my iPad. Pops up on every page. In no way obtrusive or annoying. Hopefully we see more of this.

I’ll pop onto the daily mail. I’m sure it will be praising of the benefits of having a separate court of law ruling over a union of equals.

Taliban sleepover. I died at that.

Yeah but is he not essentially locked up for life? I doubt after 24 years society will look favourably upon child rapists/murderers. I’d be amazed if he’s every set free.

Bercow out 31st Oct.

This ref seems to like a card or 12. Gonna do my bet bookings on bet 365.

His premiership ship will make for a decent chapter in his autobiography.

Zimbabwe to Zimbabwas. Sorry that’s all I got. Except for points!!!

Neighbours just got a new dog.

Oh I hope that crimebodge guy on YouTube covers this. I once borrowed some adult entertainment dvds from global video when I worked there. Nobody died as I knocked one out, I never told the police about this and it’s not mentioned on my CV.

Jesus, Kenneth Clarke essentially just called Boris a c**t.

I’ve always had the impression that casinos in the uk would be a bit shit. Like Butlins, but with blackjack tables.

Boris reacting to the crowd, clearly rattled. His Ceausescu moment.

In retrospect the great run he went on when he came in may have been a hindrance. Probably thought yeah pub league up here, I’ll show those haggis munchers what’s what. Was giving it all talk about qualifying for Europe then we get played off the park by fkn Arbroath. We won’t get anyone in and if we do it’s hardly going to give us any confidence. Dempster will stick with him till mid Oct or early Nov. Then we will punt him and announce David Gray as player/coach. We will get an army of jobbies loan players and if we are lucky scrape into 10th. It would be just a Hibs thing to do. Get a rich owner and get relegated.

Round ye Mcgregor, u horrible horrible c**t

Jones wears a sports bra.

Cmon, start singing it. Go on.

This is pish. I might chat to those lonely asian ladies in my area.

What was the display?

What was the display?

Mon in pal.

Jokes on you son. Free cash.