Lofarl

Some Celtic fans will be having wee chubbies at the thought of a candlelight vigil at Parkhead for this. Massive cry w**k over this. Even more tedious than that is the shite on social media. STAY SAFE BHOYS FROM A BEAR XXX. f**k off. The problem is even without wearing club colours you stick out like a sore thumb in Rome. Also drinking in Rome's pretty much only Irish pub? Wouldn't need Poirot to find you all.

Stopped reading there after I noticed you support Brechin.

Aside from the fantastic hunchback story that I will laugh at on my deathbed there was another tale about someone going fishing in Falkirk and pumping two wee slappers. That one will take some beating. As for myself. A bush near a train station at 15. I was a proper romantic back then. It wasn’t her first rodeo.

Sailors used to mistake these for mermaids. I suppose as a 17 year old you’d be likely to make the same mistake.

So if we wear white poppies are we remembering the SS?

I think Paul will be ok.

On a day where Hearts are humiliating themselves on national tv you manage to top that with this post.

Naismith “Thanks for this. Ruined my comeback”.

With that heartbreaker in charge now Hearts are free... free falling

Starting to doubt Hearts will win this now.

Mcgregor with running and grassing that’s would make Wallace proud.

Shitey wee diddy cup anyway.

Doidge and sitters. Name a more iconic duo.

Might have offside but provincial clubs just need to accept that as the price to play teams from the capital.

Two offside too.

Oh Marv. We appreciate the effort but we'd rather lose.

Aye but lets see him actually play it.

I thinks it’s worse to relentlessly tongue punch a football team and it’s fans more than the team you claim to support. I think you will find most people that don’t support the bigot bros hate them and laugh at their failures. Your look at me drama has wore thin and honestly I feel a little sorry for you.

Lest we forget to win.

Imagine the title coming down to who shagged Aberdeen the hardest!

Celtic have actually stuck 9 past them before. It was after Lennon greeting about the refs. A quick whinge to Beaton at half time and who knows.

Rancid stale pishbags. Do you ever even try against Celtic?