Lofarl

Stonewaller

Aye I sold it to him.

I’ll bring my mum to protect me. I’ll mouth off like a twat then hide behind my mammy. Always works.

Is there a lot of lonely sexy single Asian woman in Dundee too?

roooolllllll britanya

Scenes...... Probably.

Ibrox seems very quiet for these famous European nights.

What’s the odds on the orange tops getting worn tonight?

All part of the grand plan by Opus Dei to unsettle Gerrard and bring him back into the fold.

Ruth to resign? Aye right.

Scenes when the Sein Fein MPs roll up swear allegiance and partake in a VONC.

To quote the late Hugh Hefner. “f**k em both”.

Give Bolton and Bury footballers wages! I’ve some sympathy for the supporters, but the cries of the EPL or FA should do something are reminiscent of the deal that HMRC should have done to save Glasgow Rangers. The FA like the SFA won’t lift a finger to save one of the little fishes of the leagues. If a Man U, Tottenham or heaven forbid Chelsea go tits up, perhaps then you would see some action.

I think the SFA will use this as an opportunity to set an example. Both teams will have points deducted and a heavy fine with an order to close a stand each at the next home game. This will show the world we are seriously going to do something about sectarianism. Honest.

#Targeta***** #Friendsare******s #Irishinfiltrators In all seriousness they are long past parody now. That could have easily been a press release and it would not bat an eye.

https://twitter.com/UnionBears/status/1165680623786311685?s=20

Pen. Would that have been given at 0-0? I’m not so sure.

At least kick each other off the park lads.

Some hit 2-0

Soft yellow there. Good ol Kev.

So how many players should be booked for diving into the crowd?

The co commentator has called John Mcginn Nial 3 times now. I had to google to see if Villa had bought him.

Where are the peepul?

Oh the statement should be spectacular from that club 1875 mob or whatever it’s name is. Hopefully something about Warsaw fans engaging in wanton Catholicism and something about they called us a well know slang term for Germans. Also a timeline of whataboutarry from their best pals and drawing to the conclusion that UEFA are bead rattling peado lovers.