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Lofarl

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  1. I liked it better when we were winning.
  2. Don’t expect the yanks to hand her over. American pilots killed lots of people in a cable car in Italy and got away with it. Christ I think the guys involved in the mai lai massacre got house arrest. Shower of b*****ds.
  3. Ah that sweet sweet hope before the crushing inevitable humping
  4. I’d pump her anaw. I’d pump all women of colour. Unlike Donald trump because he’s a racist. He’d never rattle a Mexican woman. Unlike me, I’d not pass on Selma Hayek.
  5. Takes off Kamberi for the pens. I can feel a good shout coming on.
  6. Should it not be Chairwomans statement? I think she wrote that diatribe after a few glasses of red.
  7. Just finished watching the boys. Don’t care for superhero films much. That was great to watch. Good blend of humour and Karl Urban is just amazing as Karl Urban. Basically there are superheroes in the world and they are all ran by a corporation. They are vain horrible b*****ds and get away with doing what they want.
  8. God Twitters gonna be full of shite like RIP FERNANDO FROM A CELTIC FAN!!!! YNWA
  9. I had a night terror a few months back. My bed faces the window. I woke up unable to move, feeling like something was gripping me to my bed. Looking at my window there was a creature I would describe as a demon pig thing like that scene from the original amityville film with the girls imaginary friend Jodie. Red glowing eyes and nashing teeth. We often wonder what we’d be like in a life or death situation. Do we fight or run. To my own surprise I wanted to kill it. I was determined to get out my bed and face it. Not being able to move just made me angrier. I did go out with a girl in my teens called Jodie. Maybe it was just her.
  10. From the sun never sets on the British Empire, I’ve nothing to offer but sweat blood and tears, The ladies not for turning to running away from some boos and being shouted at by the president of Luxembourg.
  11. Hearts fans want Gary Locke? Gary fucking Locke? Why must we be so shit during this?
  12. Perhaps but that will all go out the window when we dont win. BOOOOOO!!
  13. BOOOOOOOOO. Just warming the vocal chords for full time.
  14. I bet the tobacco lobbyists had nothing to do with that. Cigarettes are obviously far safer. Like a safety switch on a AR15.
  15. Enjoys the occasional kebab. Must be in favour of Turkey joining the EU.
  16. Safari, also does the same on the iPad chrome browser.
  17. Big gray bar on every page on my iPad. Pops up on every page. In no way obtrusive or annoying. Hopefully we see more of this.
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