SEETHING

Thinking sadly about the dichotomy of Elixir: he's really wanting all this Covid nonsense to go away, while simultaneously loving the P&B Covid thread more than his own family.

We can only hope m8. Have always thought of Hibernian FC as "The Leith Variant" in any event, so it wouldn't surprise me if the third-world conditions in east Edinburgh give rise to a more infectious strain.

I've just booked a wee staycation for Mrs SEETHING's birthday in Perth and Kinross (I know, but needs must) in October, so if there are any new travel restrictions at that point Mrs Sturgeon will have to answer to me personally.

Can one of you infectious disease experts please rubbish the above thread so that I can go back to barely giving a f**k about Covid any more. Thanks.

I feel robbed of seeing thousands of greeting Hibs fans at Hampden today. Not a single green scarf on the pitch either.

No matter where you come from and whoever you support, you’ve got to be delighted for The Binn Group today.

CONGRATULATIONS TO SAINT JOHNSTONE FC FROM YOUR MANY FRIENDS IN THE NATION’S CAPITAL.

You should all feel thoroughly ashamed that this Hearts side has strolled your pathetic league.

Arbroath 0 -0 Champions Champions 2 - 3 Queen of the South Dungfermline 0 - 0 Champions CHAMPIONS 6 (SIX) - 0 HAHAHALLOA "You hear that, FOLLOWERS?" "That is the sound of INEVITABILITY." They said I was mad, FOLLOWERS. They said it couldn't be done. They said that DUNGDEE, or DUNGERMLINE or INVERNESS CALEDONIAN DUNG would take advantage of the DUN EIDEANN DESTROYERS, left vulnerable by an ILLOGICAL and MORALLY-SUSPECT decision to place them in this PUB LEAGUE for NO APPARENT REASON. And yet, FOLLOWERS. And yet. I am DELIGHTED BUT ALSO UTTERLY UNSURPRISED TO CONFIRM that, once again, my steadfast predictions of UNRELENTING, SEASON-LONG GLORY for Heart of Midlothian FC have been COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY VINDICATED. And how fitting, FOLLOWERS, that the COUP DE GRACE took the form of (a) the UTTER HUMILIATION AND RELEGATION of the DOG AND DUCK AND ALLOA ATHLETIC, and (b) HMFC's LAUGHABLY INFERIOR "rivals" demonstrating their INEPTITUDE by failing to win the following day. I EAGERLY ANTICIPATE lesser posters' SUPPLICATION when it comes to showing their GRATITUDE towards their FOOTBALLING AND MORAL SUPERIORS, for the lessons they have received this season. I trust they will treasure them, since all supporters of the MCLEOD STREET MAULERS will forget them and their pathetic teams immediately upon HMFC's REASCENSION to the Promised Land. Farewell, FOLLOWERS. You will not see me again (unless Hearts win one of their dead rubbers between now and the end of the season, or you read one of my posts on another thread).

Looks like Neil Parry should've been doing more parrying and less kneeling.

As if people are going to think you're talking about Harry Kane or Citizen Kane. Kane "from wrestling". Good lord.

How did Alloa vote viz league reconstruction please. Asking for a friend who has a Juggernaut Thread to update imminently.

They were champions-elect when they fluked their win, yes. The Brooklyn Brawler once pinned Triple H. These things happen.

No, that's obviously a highly successful football team who are champions of their prestigious league.

Is "Alloa Athletic" the name of a pub or something?

Don’t take this thread off-topic please.

Nae joy Brora

As ever, FOLLOWERS, I am grateful for your interest in this thread which EXCLUSIVELY CONCERNS the Champions' successful league campaign.

It was just. Banter.

Christ alive.

Daft little ground, silly game, f**k off.

CHAMPIONS 2 - 0 ERR UNITED. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to witness it, FOLLOWERS, does it make a sound? If the Capital's most PRESTIGIOUS and RIGHT HONOURABLE team suffers an unjust TEMPORARY LOCATIONAL ADJUSTMENT and nobody is there to witness it, did it even really happen?! For the benefit of the BACKWATER DUNDERPATES and YAHOOS of the Chumpionship forum who did not understand the subtle parallel that I have CRAFTED above, I am of course referring to Heart of Midlothian's brief SOJOURN in this LAUGHABLE league. Yet another routine win achieved with a minimum of style and effort, against yet another ENTIRELY NONDESRIPT outfit of brickies and bus drivers. I am of the FIRM BELIEF that your Champions could simply forfeit every remaining fixture and still hold a COMMANDING LEAD over the BUMBLING JACKANAPES who RISIBLY call themselves "competitors". I GENUINELY HAVE NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in which JOBBERS are next due to step in the ring with HULK HEARTS, but you can rest assured that the Champions will continue to RUN WILD on the PROVINCIAL PATSIES.

That's what was happening until he was sent off.

I truly believe that Heart of Midlothian and Rangers have inspired each other to coast through our respective leagues. No doubt Neil Doncaster and the members of the "independent" Celtic-minded arbitration panel have been absolutely spewing at how class has told in the end.