SEETHING

Siri, what does "damning with faint praise" mean?

That would genuinely be quite funny tbf.

Thought I'd gotten away with it. We've all written the wrong date on 1st/2nd January before amirite #relatable

Christ alive

It's 2021 you pig.

What did Neilson say please? Can't imagine what he's blaming that defeat on. Utter garbage for 45 minutes, Jack Hamilton-ed a goal, fluffed lines in front of goal a few times and should've conceded two penalties rather than one. Style & bottle very much lacking from a Neilson side away from home - imagine my shock.

How rude.

Congratulations to HEART OF MIDLOTHIAN for maintaining their HEALTHY aggregate lead over the CORONALURGY-RIDDLED city of Dungdee on their (HMFC) PROCESSION to the pub league title. All this despite DOUBLE AGENT Christophe "Chris Toff" Berra managing to escape the KNACKER'S YARD and make his way into the starting XI for another week. WE GO AGAIN.

Stendel knew the score re. Berra.

Disgusting dive from Sow.

I know that I'm a Box Office poster, but I'm afraid I have a life outwith schooling you dweebs.

Beginning to think that floated crosses in the vague direction of a couple of weeds in the box might not be the route back into this game for Hearts. e: oh wait maybe it is

Is Rory Loy still on Dundee's books? That's the only reason I can think of for this Hertz performance.

If your RESPECTIVE TEAMS weren't so ABJECT, I wouldn't have used up all of my BEST MATERIAL by now.

Impossible for him to do so now, since I made it clear before a ball was kicked that Hearts would be STROLLING that particular, contemptible league.

You are not very bright.

5-0 Livi or you're not a proper Edinburgh team imo.

I thought Duffy wiping out Kent was more of a red card tbh.

I'm sure that means a lot to him mate.

I think you'll find we have Dundee tonight actually.

Post-Christmas Hibs collapse, you say?

Actually quite sweet to see Dundee fans getting excited about this game in the same way they were excited about the opening fixture of the season.

CHAMPIONS 3 - 1 ARBROATH Another TEDIOUSLY EASY win for the Champions against these NON-ENTITY teams, to go MANY points clear. I am on the verge of EXHAUSTING my reserves of WITHERING CONTEMPT for this PATHETIC league, to be replaced with a sense of ENNUI in contemplation of how much of my life will have EBBED AWAY by the time Hearts will bid farewell to the teams of POSTIES and PLUMBERS forever.

Hearts' Scottish Cup dream died for the sake of Lennon's Celtic chucking the league away at the final hurdle. Alternatively: Craig Wighton has won the league for Rangers.

False.