SEETHING

Don't you worry your pretty little head about us m8; we've got benefactors coming out of our fucking ears.

The subset that posts on Jambos Kickback? 100% agree with you.

Just being in this accursed league is abject failure already tbf, so we've not got far to fall.

First, they came for the safe barbell squats, and I did not speak up, for I did not give a shit about barbell squats.

There are few more loathesome subsets in our society than gym-goers, so I for one am delighted that the preening arseholes are denied the opportunity to get back to #fitspo and #gymselfies for the time being.

Night and day.

Have you ever been to Dumfries?

This is the result I predicted all along. Disappointing to see that the Legal Establishment is doing its bit to keep the underdogs down, but #wegoagain.

FINALLY. THE HEARTS HAVE COME BACK TO THE SCOTTISH CHAMPIONSHIP. After a TAINTED RELEGATION that will leave all right-thinking Scottish football fans united in SYMPATHY AND GRIEF, the only thing left for Heart of Midlothian FC to do is to roll up the collective sleeves and STEAMROLLER the poor saps in the Championship like it's 2014-2015 all over again. I feel bad for the other sides in the Championship who might have had designs on the title next season (not sure who they are tbf - which league do Kilnockie play in?), but needs must, chaps. Lie back, close your eyes and think of how much you'll enjoy your day-trips to the beautiful Scottish capital from whatever provincial hellholes you slither around in six days a week. Don't let the inevitable GUBBINGS that you will all receive spoil your day at Scotland's premier stadium and conference facility. I EAGERLY ANTICIPATE bumping this thread regularly as Hearts COAST to the title once again.

Anything to delay their inevitable defeat for a few more weeks imo. I've already covered the second point; keep up please.

That's pretty much it. The default position is that there's a right of appeal (so back to the Court of Session) in the event of a legal error (which, if the result goes against Hearts/Thistle, there inevitably will be).

Taking a step away from firing off zingers at P&B nincompoops for a second: it may be a mistake for enemies of justice to delight in arbitration apparently being a home tie for the SPFL. ...so there shouldn't be any blazers on the panel.

Despite the contrary impression that my insightful posts may give, I do not (currently) have a controlling interest in HMFC or HMFC's legal advisers.

Extremely well, thanks.

Absolutely not, I'm afraid - today has conclusively proven that Hearts and Thistle have a relevant case in law. If the Whut Ur Ye Goin Tae Court Wi numbskulls had been correct, then the entire action would have been dismissed today. So, in the interests of clarity: I remain 100% convinced that Hearts and Thistle will be vindicated in the arbitration process.

Disappointed to discover that Lord Clark was presumably unaware of the legally insightful postings from St Mirren and Dundee fans (and a St Johnstone fan's Mrs) on Pie and Bovril dot com.

"WHUT UR YE GOIN TAE COURT WI"

Many people have already made this point, but thank you for your contribution.

We needed a maverick German whose teams don't know how to defend.

No style, no bottle.

Neilson can f**k off.

Jesus fucking christ. Why could you daft Dundee b*****ds not just keep him.

Anywhere in the Central Belt west of Baberton is a suburb of Glasgow m8.

Yeah maybe mate.

I've seen the petition. "WHUT UR YE GOIN TAE COURT WI???" Quite a lot, my simple friends.