Deanburn Dave

Part of the joy of opening Christmas presents is guessing what they are so it's a black mark against the wife for not wrapping the big Toblerone she bought me. Had she bothered to wrap it I would have been guessing for ages. #NaeFun

Seriously guys marry a woman who is financially better off than you. #Sorted #SuperModels

The night they drove old Dixie down........by The Band

Glen Campbell ...... Rhinestone Cowboy.

Google:- "Lindsays covert recordings evidence" . The top story is a decent article on the subject.

An underwhelming wee bang followed by disappointment. Christmas crackers.

Elvis Costello......Every day I write the book.

Frank Turner..... Redemption

Money......by The Flying Lizards.

Lil Wayne......Sucker for pain

Ram Jam ,.....Black Betty

Bill Withers.......lovely day

Big Love by Fleetwood Mac.

Can't feel my face by The Weeknd

Tom Waits ,. Closing time.

Remember the flip flopping uncertainty from various EU sources that occurred during Indy 1. For every expert that says a massive Aye there's another expert that will say Naw..... Things will only be worse when Indy 2 happens.

Indy 1 was a total clusterfcuk of deceit and misinformation............. Indy 2 will be a hell of a lot worse. Main factor is the SNP will never be able to get a guarantee that Scotland can stay/join the EU if they win Indy 2 and that will be enough to swing the vote to a NO.

Why do golfers only wear one glove ? No Michael Jackson jokes folks ......it's a real question.

Maria Muldaur.......Midnight at the oasis

There is no chance of Boris becoming PM. The majority of Tory MPs hate or dislike him and will agree on another candidate.

Used to think that in times of danger the natural reaction is Fight or Flight but listening to the interviews on the news the reaction from many was to send a text .

Quick question........Why do Horses need those waterproof covers ? Can they not just get wet like the coos !!

That rangers statement is a cracker...... Rangers fans on the pitch to protect their players, any clubs fans would do the same ........AYE RIGHT.

Players assaulted ? The footage on Skynews shows loads of Hibs fans running past the Gers keeper no doubt saying "hurrah" or GIRFUY. One fan bumps into him ........and erm that's about all the evidence for the prosecution.

114 years without the trophy + Injury time goal = pitch invasion. Simples