paranoid android

Could they do that?

Not really, no.

Could I just point out that, in addition to maximising as many home fans as possible, we also absolutely hate celtic and rangers fans, and want them nowhere near our stadium.

That was my reading of it - Grant, if he was to play, would be on the left of the 3 - possibly ahead of McKay if he doesn't buck up. I wonder if McKay is suffering from the Samson complex - get the blond hairpiece back on, ffs!

I would doubt that - reckon it will be Clark with Harry Stone to begin with - if Gordon is able to play, that'll be a Brucey bonus. I feel the same way about Baningame, Boyce and Halkett coming back - there's every chance they could break down at any time - even if they get past the injury, will they be as effective as they've been? I'm naturally pessimistic - goes with the territory of being a Hertz fan.

Let's calm down, mate.

If that's the case, then I'm pleased our 28-goal international striker was forced out. I forced one out earlier, incidentally.

Aye, I'm going by what Shankland said in his own words uttered from his own mouth in an interview. I doubt he was deployed at right back in every game, but the fact that Beerschot played him at RB at all is a strong indication that he was badly managed.

The Belgians played Shankland at right back, mind - daft c***s.

Faur aboot?

Your best post on this thread by some distance - bravo!

Good to hear that wee Connor Smith has singed a new deal - hope he gets a run of games to show whether he can do it for us.

Not necessarily better, but... Apologies if posted already.

I didn't know who that was at the time, and am now none the wiser.

'unemployed men prefer their partner to also be out of work' = unemployed men want to stay home and shag all day.

Very sad news. A guy was just telling me he wrote to Craig asking why certain players weren't in the national squad - Craig took the time and trouble to call the guy at home to explain his selections - I think that one anecdote says a lot about the kind of man he was. Rest in peace, Broon.

But the bitch ain't one.

There doesn't seem to be a lot of sympathy for these c***s, eh no?

Last minute gang bang?

Euan Henderson away to hamilton accies?

Greek international dreamboat Alex Tziolis - made his debut as a sub for Ian Cathro's Hearts team that beat rangers 4-1 - in a 25 minute cameo, he saw the game out by selling rangers players orgasm inducing dummies. His form fell away game by game, and we were glad to see a picture of him waiting for a taxi outside celtic pork to take him to the airport. Just realised this is the league one forum - apologies , chaps!

I'm looking after my auld Ma these days - best thing I've ever done by miles. I really should stop drinking anaw.

Very sad to hear this. Rest in peace, big man.

Not yet, but I still wid.

Blue and cool, sadly.