No , it's at the top of my stairs. I also have a downstairs toilet, so I'm fully versed in where to go when I need to defecate.
Also, I don't know how your digestive system works but fecal matter, to the best of my knowledge, exits the human body via the rectal passage and not via one of the orifices of the human head.
Overall, I would say your post was vastly unhelpful.