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  1. smpar
    Wifey was telling me about her wean's graduation today. Her graduation from nursery. Oft.
  2. smpar
    This makes you look like a simpering little shitebag, but she had to be at the wind up there. There's no way she was genuinely that ganting for her Nat King. Let's be honest, the rest of us could only dream of getting an open goal like that.
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    I watched this episode the other day, probably in my top 5 tbh. Some absolutely brilliant lines/moments in it. "Get it round ye! Get it right round you anaw!"
  4. smpar
    Kyle Falconer's a good guy, really.
  5. smpar
    You've got nae knees, man.
  6. smpar
    Thought the Conjuring 2 was pish tbh.
  7. smpar
    Mother's Day and Father's Day are absolute gold mines for people with deid maws and faithers. "Birthday caird pish."
  8. smpar
    Even the rangers fans are using the word that nobody else is allowed to say.
  9. smpar
    ^^^snorting off a hooker's arsecrack at 6am IMO.
  10. smpar
    We'll probably still be in the home kit for the Hibs game but the away kit should get a run out at San Starko.
  11. smpar
    Congratulations. >80% of your posts are Pars related as well as your username being dedicated to us rather than the team you actually support. Is it that fucking dull to be a Rovers fan?
  12. smpar
    "Surprized."
  13. smpar
    Both kits would be drastically improved if the shorts were swapped over. Due to my expertise in computer technology, you can all see that this is an absolute fact.
  14. smpar
    I'm looking forward to more of your witty patter throughout the season.
  15. smpar
    Bought a bag of Smarties a few days ago, just finished them off earlier and I only came across 1 (ONE) orange Smarty/Smartie in the entire bag. Seething/verge of tears etc.
  16. smpar
    First I've heard of him and the rumour. Just seen that he played for Forfar last season, is he any good?
  17. smpar
    Red jersey and white shorts? Hmm.
  18. smpar
    Agree with this. It's a bit small time to moan about not getting enough home games against the OF, and it's just giving the ugly sisters an excuse to gloat about how essential they are to Scottish football. Still shite from the SPFL to give no prior warning that this would happen, and I do hope you get squared up for it. You guys are good c***s really.
  19. smpar
    "Today we are going to take a test: the Career Aptitude Normalising Test. Or 'CANT.'"
  20. smpar
    Open day maybe?
  21. smpar
    Home to Dumbarton on the opening day, away to Hibs and Raith the following weeks. Could do a lot worse than Palmerston for the final day too.
  22. smpar
    I was taking the piss. You should mention it more often
  23. smpar
    You live in Ireland?
  24. smpar
    It's not as bad as the previews suggested. I don't mind it tbh.
  25. smpar
    Messi and Zidane and equal in that respect IMO. Messi can make defenders look like they're not even there, Zidane could pick out a pass that no other player could. Both equally as satisfying to watch for different reasons.
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