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Some brass neck charging £8 for that dish with the 60p gallon of garlic mayo on the table in full show.

Alex is completely toothless. He’ll be away if they lose, which they will.

Kamwa Kamwa Kamwa Kamwa Kamwa Kameleon

My favourite Chinese takeaway is Kam Wa, so for that reason I’m happy. Hope he lives up to the name.

Correct.

Pen gif!!!

Almost impossible to police unless you need to pass through a ticket barrier.

I was too slow to shift my bottle of wine and was told to put it away or it’d be binned. Since then I’ve just kept anything hidden when I see them coming. Might be a bit harder on Saturday with 12 cans though.

Any chance of Scotrail dropping the alcohol ban anytime soon? I’m sure they used social distancing as the main reason for introducing it, so now that that’s been relaxed, train cans should make a return. I’m sure they will for the rugby anyway.

Kiltie. Jock Herron.

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The Courier reporting it as 2-0 Falkirk. DT23 and Iain Wilson both played half an hour.

He did. Left footed, diagonally, and passionately too. Hughes gave him the captain's armband after 8 minutes.

Doubt it, he looks onside in that photo.

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Number 6 almost looks like Paul Paton. Don't play with my feelings like that. Is 5 Lewis Martin? Can't tell who the boy to the right of Falkirk 14 is.

Can't see that tbh. Feel like he's destined for Kelty next season though.

I certainly can't see Hughes playing him as any kind of winger/wide player, but as Rob says, he might have plans to play him as one of 3 central midfielders. Hasn't Hughes gone for a 4-1-4-1 (or similar) shape? If so, Chalmers might be one of those three players in the middle. We have Thomas, Dow and Lawless as wingers, surely Hughes hasn't signed Chalmers as a fourth. That's where the 4-1-4-1 shape might come in. There's been a suggestion that Hughes might want Dorrans playing almost as a number 10, so we could have Chalmers in front of the back 4, with any two of Pybus, Todd and Dorrans in the middle, with Pybus as the ball winner, Chalmers to keep possession and Dorrans to create chances. I still don't see exactly what Todd offers in there but he's starting every week. Sounds like Allan needs to win his spot in the starting 11 again.

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Cute, you assume we have one of those.

Announce “how about another [emoji102] “ please, Mr officialdafc admin.

Always the marker of a good signing when the team from whom you’ve just signed him are fucking elated to get rid of him. Welcome, Joseph.

Is he left-footed and decent from set pieces? I’m sure he scored a free kick against us for Inverness in the 2-2 game at the end of of 2017/18.

Is this one of these “chuck him on loan until his contract is up” loans or just needing more game time?