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Is that the interrogation programme? I was thinking the same reading that story. The lorry driver is only 25, which is near enough my own age, how do you get into such a mess at that age?

Had a good giggle at Telfer saying "Stenhousemuir have won the Challenge Cup before, have Hearts? No, didn't think so" all in one breath.

f**k it, stick him in the starting lineup on Saturday.

8:35, despite it being a screamer you can definitely hear several cheers from the home end.

Shite odds for a big scoreline tbf.

My weekly accumulator has pretty much reduced to that tbh. Not quite as low as £30, but I'd say one of my 4 or 5 coupons in the month will only stand to win £50. I can understand the feeling that there's no real thrill in that but I'd rather a more realistic chance at £50 since I'm shite at gambling.

Wasn't it Enrico Annoni who was weirdly desperate to be the one who determined the borders of the different areas in Glasgow?

John McVeigh is a tit.

Charging fans to watch the highlights is fucking madness. Get that money-grabbing nonsense in the bin.

Can't really remember it, that story's grown arms and legs.

You're missing out a small, but rather important, piece of information here.

I'm sure Alan Shearer was involved in a similar study down south recently. I don't really have much else to add to the subject tbh.

Ashcroft Gill Ryan Harsh to leave out some others but those 3 made the biggest difference I feel.

He’s like some psycho in a film when someone tries to crack him over the head with a chair. He checks the damage on his hand, says “you asked for it, pal”, and starts a brawl in the bar.

The jammy b*****ds from Grangemouth have just got Linlithgow Rose away.

I'll take that, a ground I haven't been to yet.

Suppose it wouldn't really be a United vs Pars thread without that photo.

He probably celebrated quite gleefully, saw Geggan giving a fist pump and went, “aw, christ, that’s really put a dampener on things.”

I know!!! Football players celebrating going ahead!! What a hoot!!!!

Big fan of the Ayr supporters’ bus on Halbeath Road after the game; the driver acting the big man, being told to pack it in by the polis, chucking a can at young boys walking passed the bus and the female officer at the mini roundabout telling everyone else, “he’s had his totties, just leave him.”

That game shows that we have the talent and ability in the squad, with more organisation and confidence we have he potential to do very well. This game still doesn’t show that Crawford is up to it but that is still a great result.

I know the video you’re on about. It’s such an odd way to behave, I genuinely wouldn’t even be surprised to see him make a club appearance in some shitey wee town in Hertfordshire for some weird form of lad banter.

Went to a pub quiz last night, one question asked for the first planet in our solar system, alphabetically. I said Earth, she wasn’t so sure. “No, isn’t there a planet called anus?”

I'd imagine the groups often make an arse of things, and lawyers will get their clients out of it by calling entrapment or intimidation tactics etc.

I don't know if 'sympthetic' is the word, but aye, one or two of the videos have left me feeling a bit weird. Take the 'bald nonce', for example; a guy who clearly has a learning disability, is more than probably socially excluded, and let's face it, a complete loner who had no chance of getting anywhere with a female his own age. He's an easy target for these groups because of his, erm, lack of capacity of making an informed decision, naivety and desperation. One of these groups has made an incredibly vulnerable guy, far more vulnerable by plastering him all over the internet and turned him into some bizarre UK internet sensation, for all the wrong reasons. By all means, catch the guy in the act, submit the evidence to the police and let the justice system run its course.