Reid

Are you the same guy that goes on about him on WAT? He's an average at best Championship player according to my Falkirk pal. Keep Booth, Taylor, SOD (give him 50k a week plz), Lawless, Balatoni, Craigen, Elliott, Lindsay and Fox. Maybe keep Wilson, Duggan and Welsh. Ditch Keenan and BRE. Not arsed about Higgy but I think he's away, I reckon the Hearts rumour is true. Wouldn't be surprised if Seaborne leaves and wouldn't be that bothered as Conrad and Freddie are solid together. Send Scully and Wilson out on loan to the Championship. Sign Jamie MacDonald and have Fox as number 2. Hope we get a pre-season trip abroad. Belgium and Netherlands would be fun.

This is good.

Paget Brewster though.

His shaggin buddy being Wheels' maw wasn't obvious at all.

Declaim Mcdaid isn't black.

What was his arrangement? I thought he was just five knuckle shuffling over pictures of her.

What does NAP actually stand for? I reckon it was Cindy.

Torrents.

The scenes in the restaurant with the waiter were brilliant.

I know they don't fill the San Siro but surely a club of their size should have a bigger capacity than that?

First 2 episodes of the new series were pretty pish tbh.

Well, who else would they call up? It's between Paterson and Gordon, imo. He won't play unless there's about 4 or 5 injuries in defence as Whittaker and Martin will be preferred.

Everytime he calls Dot "maaahh" I want someone to volley him in the face - preferable Charlie, or Patrick.

Anyone know when season 3 starts?

Wanks. They were cringey arseholes in Dortmund.

I hope Sharon's been shot, right between the eyes.

Possibly going to Madrid next January. Real are at home to Real Sociedad. Anyone know how easy it is to get tickets?

Nick to return and burn Sharon and Denny alive. Give the fans what they want.

#baller

Alloa have signed Adam Asghar, ex-Motherwell youth player.

I'm guessing a student counts a concession for today's game?

You think Scott Vernon is better than Goodwillie, lol.

Keep Morgan, he's some boy. Probably keep Whitney too because she's a durty. Liam was sound but then he left that gang and became a shitebag. If Terry starts pumping Bianca again or wheels instead of the blonde milf (her voices is a right pain though) then Phil should take him into the Arches and beat him to death with a pipe.

I hope Sharon and Denny die and no one goes to the funeral.