Estragon

Scottish football has definitely got more enjoyable since we all started lobbing statements around with the self-possession of aggrieved WAGs. Wonderful stuff - although for full marks there needs to be more of an overt insinuation of historical institutional bias, it's definitely a very good effort. 8/10.

You see, for me Preston is the poster boy for the maddeningly underinformed hubbub that surrounds synthetic pitches. He might well have been worse than Wullie on the NL, but my disgust for him is already at saturation point and it's as though I can't take on any new frustrations with him.

Willie Miller has been shite for at least a decade. I cannot deal with the lack of research that he seems to do - best typified by his approach to the Nations League, where he didn't just read about it for five minutes to get a handle on how it works, but seemed to actively lobby against its ability to be understood in a wider context - as though nobody could possibly get their head around this thing he hadn't fucking bothered his shirt to know about. Just drive him to a game at Annan and fucking leave him there.

It really feels like there isn't even a game against St Johnstone to come for either of these two - such as how massive this one feels. C'mon Arbroath, let's keep the new rivalry going in the top division next season!

Sore one for Queens Park there, it definitely feels like they needed to take an advantage to Airdrie for the second leg.

Lies

*another* shite appointment

100% will not be promoted

Can't wait until Jack Ross doesn't announce.

^^ Full stop missing.

Pulling for my (now) local team here, c'mon the Spiders!

Just got to say a word of thanks to the Dees for spending the wee small hours of this morning frantically posting on here about how unfazed they are by this most recent relegation. I'd never have known otherwise.

That'll show 'em.

Genuinely can't believe that the Raith fans' warnings went unheeded tbh. You've only got yourselves to blame for this.

Is this just a normal Dundee relegation, or one with a side of financial oblivion? Its hard to keep up with them tbthwy.

Not really, we'd been up for 28 years and came back in a year. You weren't, and won't...

Dees sinking without a trace

Just seen the scores

Do you do this for everyone? I thought we were special... Hopefully Arbroath do the business here, ICT not needed in the big league thanks.

Playoffs should be a laugh.

A LOT of Kilmarnock influence in this forward line... Can I ask what went wrong with Cameron? It definitely feels like he's had a number of chances now at various clubs at this level - and with the exception of some against the odds good performances with Alloa last season he's largely been found wanting. He was definitely one that most at RP were desperate to see succeed, and had a fantastic game in the derby at the beginning of the season - not sure it looks like he'll grow into the team again however.

Commiserations guys. Really disappointed to see Queens relegated, I've posted a few times it's a club I've got a real soft spot for. Hope it's not a long absence.

God, it's all getting very male in here.

Partick are absolutely pish, comfortable home win.

Kilmarnock up, Dundee down is really the best possible outcome for both divisions IMO. We wouldn't even have had to wait a year for it to happen had we not been so criminally mismanaged last season but c'est la vie. Thank you.