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@ajwffc - I'm going to risk having to take this to the unpopular opinions thread, but I actually think Lorna the laureate is improving with her recent venture. Still way too long, and far too much repetition - but she's starting to play about with lineation, contrasting the visual look of it with how it sounds when read aloud. Decent subject matter as well. It's still pish, but they were previously totally pish. Huge improvement from that wittering garbage about cash machines.

You can't use terracing in the Premiership can you? Anyway, jokes aside I'd absolutely love both teams in the top league - was just saying this to my Dad on Sunday. I honestly thought you lot would have petered out by now, fingers crossed you can keep it going

This is fucking tragic behaviour You might be in the home end next season when you're paying us rent...

How far is that from Easy Street?

Aw definitely Dezz, I'd still make it an automatic European spot. How often the #w38 dross embarrass us on the continent...

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/swearing-study-intelligent-intelligence-university-of-rochester-a7916516.html

Motherwell with an upcoming double header of home games, really need the points if they're going to avoid the wooden spoon again.

Four wins in a row followed by Accies at home?... Sounds familiar...

"Well I, for one, welcome our new St Johnstone overlords..."

That guy is a cancer diagnosis away from a Conor Sammon face turn....

Christ, that's fucking exceptional.

^^^ This is the kind of Coyne I'd prefer to see more of in Scottish football. Not these crazy Protestant hate tokens.

Good move IMO. Rangers are far stronger tonight than Hearts will be in a couple of weeks as their growing injury list takes its toll.

The older I get the more I'd love to f**k off to the Antarctic and read books. Currently it's only Steve Clarke that's keeping me here. ETA - and my family of course. Can't forget them. Steve Clarke and my family.

Out of interest, what was the police response to the accusation of Fritzl-time? Were the extremely thorough? Asking for a friend.

They'll probably come up with a catchier title.

That's excellent! He started extremely well with us last season, although in hindsight may have been the standout of a bad bunch - he was certainly one who was very quickly overlooked by Steve Clarke, and hasn't really had an opportunity since - so I can't seem to think he'll be back with us this season, the only thing is they might want to have a look at him in the league above for the second half of the season? Certainly skilful, I tend to like him - hope he keeps doing well for you

Is he playing well?

Well, as much as I've enjoyed booting the shit out of Sevco the last few years, I think this is pretty unrealistic.

Do you honestly suppose that there were people at Rangers, as was, who were tasked with explaining the intricacies of the EBT to players? Or do you think these guys were just told by their agent what they'd be getting per week?

Starting to shite myself about tomorrow. What I wouldn't do for a comfortable win and a clean sheet...

Wow. A stunning level of heads gone from DT. That's actually quite embarrassing.

Another song that doesn't have our full name in it...

Ross County.....who were subsequently relegated without Billy Dodds y'mean?

I love being a Killie fan y'know. f**k the SFA.