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Hmm, I'd say if Thomas doesn't get a chance now following all this Jones business that's officially curtains for him at RP. You might be disappointed.

Folk still falling for Bemnet's "deliberately obtuse" routine. FFS boys.

Nice one mate, must make up for getting beaten by a totally dismal Falkirk side, and the dawning realisation that you're never going to see them back in the top division. Ever.

Dundee boys lapping this up, what a fucking riddy Almost as funny as Sevconians preaching magnanimity, when they've been perfecting their histrionics for the better part of a decade. It's incredibly disappointing to lose JJ, and moreso because of that ludicrous statement. I'm not going to allow sour grapes to diminish what he's done - both for the club and himself since he arrived at RP - althoughI don't want him in a KA postcode on the 23rd. One thing is certain - Steve Clarke will manage whatever situation this creates better than anyone else in the country.

Middlesbrough, County Tyrone?

I can't see him lining up against Rangers in a couple of weeks time.

Rattled Dundee supporter highlights that a Kilmarnock centre forward wants our main title challenger to spunk a huge wage on an ageing duffer and you want us to be upset? What a totally desperate attempt.

That's him. Scored against QoS on our way to the 2012 league cup. Not much else tbh.

Would walk into your current team. Hard to say who the biggest diddies ever to show up at RP were. Probably one of the anonymous haddies that we signed under Lee Clark. It'sa weird experience going to watch your team, and being unable to recognise five or six of the players - but that was genuinely what the latter part of 2016 was like at Kilmarnock. I probably still couldn't identify half of those boys from photographs.

My bottle has completely crashed here boys, nearly in tears before the fucking thing had even started the day. What a fucking team.

Hope you lads enjoy the celebrations tonight

I cooked Xmas dinner for 18 yesterday, and if you'd have dropped this pearl to me on discovering it was fucked my backup plan would have been you.

Please show your workings.

The axe has fallen Cammy, what have you done?! ...if there's a new account opened called Cammy32...

You're my Christmas hero.

This is exactly how you end up with flat earthers on radio 4. Nobody's entitled to an unqualified opinion, and anecdote isn't evidence.

f**k this. I did my years of humility when we were shit, and when we're back to shit I'll consider it. Until then I'm intending to swan about this bitch like Rick James.

No! I'm absolutely RAGIN' about this totally innocuous article! Don't tell me how to live dammit!

We're going to need a bigger boat...

No, last time we got pumped we then just immediately battered you lot and went top of the league again.

Do you really think that's what this is? Or do you think it's a vain attempt to use our club as a tenuous opportunity to trumpet the historic achievements of a retired English footballer? There's nothing in this article that talks about how good the league is this year, there's nothing in it that talks about how good the football at RP is, or at Parkhead is, or at Ibrox, or Pittodrie, or in Edinburgh earlier in the season... In fact, the only mention of the Scottish game in this article is where he says of Clarke's time at WBA that "sometimes success has to be put into context", if anything that talks DOWN our game, not up. And in any case, I'm not sure The National enjoys a great circulation down south, where the vast majority of investment originates.

If theres one thing that irks me about the Scottish psyche it's the constant need to be patted on the head by our Southern neighbours. As if anyone cares about what Joe Cole has to say about a club he'd never heard of a year ago. Get that deleted.

Hope you enjoyed it....

I think you're probably being a bit literal. There can't have been so many Aberdeen fans in Gothenburg for instance - but so long as one was actively emotionally engaged in it I'd say that counts.

Still silent on the number of major trophies you've seen your team lift I take it? The biggest thing I've known Dundee to do is relegate their more significant city rivals. Pathetic really.