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I said it a while back but I assume Johnson’s tea is oot here. I don’t think Robinson’s happy with his all around play and we’ll attempt a Bowman to see if we can get £4.50 off a Vanarama team. Sammon’s a strange one. I’m not particularly bothered about his signing. I was underwhelmed at the time, and even more so now. Reckon he’ll get slung right back out on loan to a championship team and good luck to him.

That’ll be oor Davie absolutely sweeping the POTY awards then.

Aw for f**k sake. I just want a fucking nonsense trip to somewhere out of the ordinary. Buckle in for Livingston & Clyde away. I don't think anyone could have predicted the impact he was going to have when he came back, though. It's all well and good looking back on it now and saying we *should* have signed him but 1 goal in 20 odd appearances isn't exactly setting the place alight, even if his performances were good. To then come back and score 7 in 13 for us was probably a shock to everyone, himself included.

Still going to Hamilton away, though? It's a good laugh intit.

But to flip that around we stuck Luke Watt & Dom Thomas on long deals after ripping up the reserves league/successful loan spells and couldn't get rid of the c***s. I'm aware it seems like we've been lax in these kind of dealings but tbh Burrows seems to know what he's doing in this kind of thing. FWIW I am really, really, really fucking bored of the Hastie saga. I couldn't care less one way or the other at this point.

Anyone wanting to say Nadir wasn’t a baller can step outside for an argument.

Emilia Clarke is a very beautiful person and seems like she's got good chat. She is, however, pish at acting.

Class. Hope he does sign. Between him and Gallagher the evolution to our final form of shithouse football is underway.

Aye this got on my tits last night. I think they were trying to make Jon's first dragon flight a big, awe-inspiring thing but instead I was just bored of it. The acting which followed was then atrocious. I understand that Bran's seen some shit and kind of knows what's going on but fuuuucking hell it's awful. If we get more pish CGI and shite romance stories this might be the most spectacular flop in years.

Overall I thought the episode was a bit meh. Highlight being the absolutely fucking pish CGI at the dragons scene. Had a wee giggle at Jon Snow looking like he didn’t know where it was. Tbf it’s all scene setting in that episode.

Fair play to Tanner if he goes to Exeter. I hope he makes a recovery. Shame he got injured because he'd fit right in to our super sexy football.

I see highlights of Craig Samson and genuinely wonder if he actually had hands in those gloves.

There's probably a chance we could keep him, it just seems Gallagher is a like-for-like replacement for him. Although if we kept Aldred & Dunne, added Gallagher then... BACK THREES BACK, ALRIGHT. Yes, this is a Backstreet Boys reference.

Never. Still reckon I'd have been better at centre half than Zak Jules.

Here's a hot take: I'd actually be more concerned if someone didn't come to us looking to have a platform for a new club. Obviously if it was me I'd want to play for Motherwell until the end of time but, ultimately, these guys are coming up here for a reason. You get more TV coverage than you get in the old Vanarama division so why not have a punt at it.

On his day he was the best player in the league. Sadly that wasn't too often. I swear a strike force with him and big Nadir would have been pish for 9 weeks, then on the 10th would have skelped someone about 10-0

In terms of consistency and importance to the team there's not even a case against it. In terms of #boxoffice entertainment, however...

I'll save creating a tl;dr post by not quoting folk but folk are on the money here. There's going to be a huge amount of dealing this summer. As it stands the gloves are Gillespie's even if Carson gets back to fitness over the summer. Of course it may be that someone fancies taking a punt at Gillespie as he's been great for us. It's definitely time for Livingstone to make serious inroads to the first team. Left back is wide open for him and I'd love it if he could get into the team. FWIW I think the zoomers screaming for him to start earlier this season are a mile out as he definitely was not ready for it. He should definitely get a chance over the next 5 games to have a bash at it. Scott is a stick on for going into the Championship for 6 months and I'm all for it. I reckon having a start in competitive football regularly will do him the world of good then we can see about him getting into the team after that. Also big Nadir's on Instagram so you better believe I'll be sliding into his DMs when I'm pished to tell him how much I miss him.

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I, for one, will not be taking up an argument with oor Declan.

He sounds absolutely like Tom Aldred which I assume is who he is replacing. I've only seen bits and piece of Gallagher but he does look like a player. He'll absolutely saunter into our starting XI.

Fucking nae chance. That ball would come down somewhere in Toryglen now.

At the time I swear it felt like about 10 minutes between him blocking the clearance and scoring. Genuinely one of my favourite ever days following Motherwell.

Is Curtis Main's goalscoring record directly correlated to his growth of hair? Not for me to say. But yes.