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If you pretend you're talking about people discussing homosexual encounters that's a really funny paragraph

It is a good bit more mental up the Port for some reason I've always noticed. Larkfield in Greenock's pretty bad for it as well.

Seriously. Not a clue. Not a fucking scooby until I was 14 or thereabouts. Never knew what the difference between prods and kafliks was (still don't really) as they were all Christians in my eyes. Don't know the difference between Sunni and Shi'ite either. Was confused as to why I went to the school that was a fifteen minute walk away instead of a five minute walk but no more confused as to why I had a Gourock phone number and Paisley postcode when I lived in Greenock. I couldn't even tell you which of my friends were protestant or catholic until I started high school. The idea that people judged, even disliked, other people based on that didn't even enter my head. None of my friends or family ever mentioned the words ******, orange, *****, proddy, pape, etc. Only became aware of this crap when we started drinking and then some of the guys I hung around with would start singing Old Firm songs. Call it risible if you will but if anyone is hearing and learning about this shit before their balls dropped they're probably hearing it at home (or, I will admit, from friends who are hearing it at home). But that's the real risible part of this situation.

I did say GREAT unwashed. You could almost take that as a compliment

I suppose for Thistle/Clyde/Spiders games the teams will play a fringe team or it would be five teams playing once like the original Europa League format. As a side note I'm all far the Glasgow Cup, Angus Cup, etc. all coming back into play. The Renfrewshire's a great wee money earner for us and the great unwashed as well as the amateur sides in the area. On top of that it's always our last pre-season match (or final match of the previous season if you want to be pedantic) and I think it's the perfect pre-season game before the serious stuff kicks in. Definitely a lot better than watch Morton v Arthurlie or Celtic Reserves. What will happen there then if Scotland gets independence? I've no doubt it will remain flying but the argument from Rangers fans is always "it's our national flag". I wonder how they'd explain it then.

They'll make it a round robin tournament with the top two (maybe even top four) playing off so they're guaranteed some dirty money

Is it weird I never noticed any sectarianism until I was well into my teens as well? Maybe it's my atheist upbringing.

But wouldn't BBC Alba's rightsholding be for the SFL rather than just Div 1? Surely shifting out the 3rd division games is just as much of an issue. I'd imagine if the SFL were to say they wanted other matches outwith Rangers shown it'd be like Sky's deal with the IFA. They pay for the rights to Norn Iron games but have to show six domestic matches a year. Sky make a loss from those games but they do a lot of good for the domestic league. If Sky want the internationals they have to put up with Linfield. If someone wants Rangers they should have to put up with Dumbarton.

Would the cash be split evenly amongst 30 clubs? Also wouldn't be too keen on both my teams home matches v them being switched for telly. And why limit it to 25? Throw in half a dozen 1st/2nd division games to get some exposure to the rest of the leagues.

They owe the bitch £80,000,000. Pretty sure she gives a f**k!

We're waiting on a vote from the SFL chairmen

There's pleasure in visiting Monstrose?

What a lazy b*****d this Ken is then.

Regan: Shut the f**k up Donny!

Everywhere that isn't Greenock is shite. Apart from Gourock.

HERE'S Raith Rovers statement! AND DONT FUCKING QUESTION IT!

Have Morton released a statement? I know we were pretty vocal about voting no but aint heard anything since (not insinuating anything by the way)

and PM it to me. I missed it

Pollok FC Honours Scottish Junior Cup Winners (three times) SJFA West Premier League Champions (four times) West of Scotland Cup Winners (five times) SJFA Supercup (twice) Central League Premier Division Champions (six times) Central League Champions (twice) Central League A Division Champions (1980/81) Central League B Division Champions (twice) Glasgow Junior Cup Winners(three times) Glasgow Dryburgh Cup Winners (three times) Central League Cup Winners (eight times) Central Sectional League Cup Winners (eight times) Evening Times Cup Winners Cup Winners (seven times) Sevco 5088 Honours f**k all GET THEM DIDDY b*****dS TELT POLLOK!

East Stirlingshire FC Honours 1st Division Champions 1931/32 2nd Division Champions 1947/48 Scottish Qualifying Cup Winners (twice) Stirlingshire Cup Winners (twenty two times) Victory Qualifying Cup Winners 1945/46 Dewar Shield Winners 1929/30 Midland Football League Champions 1893/94 Central Football Combination Champions 1897/98 Falkirk District Football League Champions 1888/89 Falkirk and District Charity Cup Winners (five times) Falkirk Cottage Hospital Shield Winners (four times) Stirlingshire Coronoation Tournament winners 1902/03 SevCo FC Honours f**k all Get those diddy b*****ds telt Shire!

This is HibeeJibee's game but I believe it was because Rangers share was transferred so the NewCo were still SFA/SPL members so didn't apply. So bending the rules rather than re-writing?

Then why not buy a fucking season book at Links?

Neil Doncaster, Stewart Regan, Sandy Jardine, Bomber Broon, James Traynor, The Daily Record, Chick Young, Chick Young, can you hear me? Can you hear me Chick Young? YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELLUVA BEATING!

I'm holding in the celebrations for now. I know the suits will try and f**k this up for us but I'm still soooo fucking happy. I look kinda like this