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Just remembered how fucking great The Dwarves are Blood Guts and Pussy (1990) The Dwarves Are Young And Good Looking (1997) The Dwarves Come Clean (2000) The Dwarves Must Die (2004) The Dwarves Are Born Again (2011)

https://chadhatesgeorge.bandcamp.com/album/kill-cops-and-steal-their-hats If you want to find out if the album lives up to the cover (it doesn't)

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Compared to the trains to get you to London's commuter belt sorta areas you lot have it easy. Cheaper, better service, faster trains, comfier rides and better scenery. Public transport's great in London but the shorter journeys out of the capital are a fucking minefield.

For me it was Tinder and making pals with the lassies I met's pals. And the pub.

Get a fuckin' grip. "Door" is South London slang for someone from Bermondsey (and, to a lesser degree, Walworth)

I'm intrigued as to how this was followed up by all involved

Over half firearm related deaths in America are suicide tho'. So adding them up as well would take it to about 1,1 million

You're in our thoughts and prayers

Working a 12hr shift, starting now, on Christmas Day so one of my colleagues can go to church and the other can spend it with his family. Now finding out that Churchy-c**t booked Ne'er Day off to go to church and they're expecting me to come in at 0600 on that day as well. Trying to find a way to stab him in the cunting eyeballs and make it look like suicide.

Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast mostly at the moment.

And if we win our next 12 games in a row we'll probably be top 3. Neither of things are likely to happen now tho' are they?

Ah here's a couple Stretch Arm Strong (over-rated "punk-core" band) somehow manage to whip out this startingly amazing cover of N.W.A.'s "Express Yourself" Famous Riot Grrrl Nina Gordon and her folksy cover of N.W.A's "Straight Outta Compton" Danish psychobilly nutters Nekromantix absolutely ace Dead Bodies by Rancid Is it a cover? Or a sample? Or a "re-imagining"? I dunno but Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprasy's version of California Uber Alles is a thing of beauty There's a lot of good stuff (and a lot of GWAR) on AV Club's youtube channel featuring loads of weird/brilliant/terrible covers. Here's Reggie Watts doing what Reggie Watts does to Van Halen

I like it when we get strikers on loan from Welsh clubs

Surely the far left parties are aware they'd do better in an independent Scotland? A bit of RealPolitik from them and not fielding candidates and instead urging folk to vote SNP/Greens until independence is achieved would be better for them in the long run?

I was wandering through Clapton yesterday and saw a craft ale shop. Popped in for a nosey and, as expected, over priced hipster trendy arses all around. There were six men in there and all of them had beards (me included to be fair). When I came out I saw a jakie crawling along the road being sick. The mixture of gentrification and scum of the earth always amuses me down here

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f**k South East London and f**k Dulwich Hamlet. They're no Clapton FC anyway.

Teaser trailer... http://9gag.com/tv/p/aG1x4x/westworld-tease-hbo

I thought he was still being kept on by the fire service as a reserve or something so he can go back to it?

Seems all amicable from both parties on Facebook.

Kermit and Miss Piggy have announced their break up on facebook. This is the first, and possibly last, celebrity break up that I've cared about. He's too good for her anyway

A lot quicker than the idiots in the Cow Shed do regarding practically any law. "THAT'S A PASSBACK!" "He used his thigh" "EXACTLY!"

Awww naw. This thread's bad enough as it is. I don't want Falkirk fans comin' in making it worse

Awww f**k