Salt n Vinegar

Huh! Messi? What does he know? Brendan has spoken!

Oooooo... Rodgers blaming the pitch, but "not making excuses".

I know Celtic reckon they're loaded but surely they don't have a space programme?

Interesting fact, for those who have a strange definition of the word "interesting"... At decimalisation in 1971 the cost of a first class stamp was 3p, and a second class one was 2.5p. See? Told you it was interesting.

Quite relieved that's over TBH. That performance will hardly have Europe's mighty quaking in their boots. Although it was nice to hear that the fans are capable of putting hundreds of years of history behind them and actually singing about the team - occasionally.

I'll confidently predict that if we lose a second goal, we're oot.

Ah, got it now, of course. Spies from PSV will be watching and they are being misled into thinking we're awful.

Can't really complain TBH.

Serves us right.

If you can keep 11 players on the pitch, you never know... Remember though, we've not had either of our penalties yet.

That's a pretty embarrassing first half score and performance.

And some of the fans have made it clear that surrender is not an option. Wonder when they'll actually sing a song about the team?

Morton have started well. My 5-0 quid bet looks unlikely to be a winner today. Still, I hear that the colours are fine so for some, I'm sure that'll do,

Damn. You couldn't cancel your time off, take the jury service, then take your holiday later?

If you have a holiday already booked - as in a hotel reservation, not just having asked time off work - you should be able to get off that jury service. I was called for September as well, but we had booked B&B for that time months ago so just sent an email * to the address on the notice and I heard back very quickly that I was excused. Edit * with a copy of the booking confirmation

In other news, (and keep in mind that Nadine Dorries was made a Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport here so we shouldn't gloat too much), Marjorie Taylor Greene hasn't confirmed a Senate run because she thinks she might be Vice-President. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Vice-President. Presumably Sarah Palin, Miss Piggy and Bigfoot are unavailable.

Trump is such an odious character that he could be caught with chocolate all over his face, hands and jacket and upon being accused of eating a chocolate cake shout "IT'S ALL LIES! THERE WAS NO CAKE! JOE BIDEN ATE 5 CHOCOLATE CAKES AND THE MEDIA IGNORED IT! I'VE NEVER EVER EATEN A CHOCOLATE CAKE....." etc rant ad infinitum

The variant I heard one night in a pub in Kirkcaldy years ago was something like "Sh'a hoor, your F....ny's like a wizard's sleeve!" See Kirkcaldy? Pure culture.

Starmer changes direction so often it's a wonder his suit isn't on back to front.

More worried about Republicans, TBH.

Greenie for the video.

Quite so. Indeed, such is his importance to my everyday existence that I had to use Google who find out the fek he was. Now, had it been Peat and Diesel...

"Calling cards of morons" thread for this, I think.

'Mon Hibs. Keep it going. Your country needs you.

I find that my ability to communicate "varies" in relation to my blood/alcohol levels. Funny what sticks in your mind though. For a while now, I've had 1:44.144 on my "yachoob" favourite watching list. Still can't quite believe how Dykes got to that ball first. Night night!