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Not doubting you mate by I don't get why there would be a delay in announcing it.

I thought Yordi played with confidence considering he's just had a huge jump up. He didn't look out of place but still early days, we were jizzing over The Tank this time two years ago. On a more positive note, it was good to see the young lads get a run out.

That joke was wearing size 48 shoes and a twirly bowtie, and for the love of God, don't sniff the buttonhole.

Oorah.

I had money on you guys so aye, thanks. Nearly fucked it though, I shat it and cashed out before that final free kick, still up though.

I think Arturo must have taken a shit in PH's trainer, I reckon Mitchell has more chance of starting up front.

Hartley mentioned him when GGH extended his contract, here's the Courier report http://www.thecourier.co.uk/sport/football/dundee-fc/big-boost-for-dundee-as-gary-harkins-extends-deal-at-dens-1.924995

I'm not claiming any expertise myself, like the old gadges round you (and me) I don't get why we either water the pitch OR let the players wear boots that will let them fall on their arse on a regular basis. Fair enough if you're caught out away but you should know the state of your home pitch.

They have a point, we still had players falling on their arses and sometimes you could see the spray coming off the ball. I still don't get the need to constantly water the pitch myself. Maybe I'm missing something.

Bravo Monsieur, bravo Didn't get a chance to say hello on saturday, hopefully catch you in a couple of weeks brah.

You started this 'challenge' mate, over to you.......

Unless its a mammoth sesh, not much help for your pub discussion but I heard Davo and I also heard Bene. I also heard it was Bene that she was caught with in the cupboard or whatever it was. I think Irvine was pumping some other wee random. Somehow I'm now a sweetie wifie and I hear these things, not sure how.

A Quick update on the shirt sponsor for last year, I've heard (through the grapevine) that the shirts are away getting framed and we should be hearing soon on what's happening, I'll keep you all in the loop. I'll not be entering my name so that there are no shouts of foul play, we'll have to decide what's happening with the dinner thing too. Once I know what's happening officially I'll bump the sponsoring thread. Thanks again for all who threw in. While I'm here, the Fife Dark Blues are having our AGM on Thursday the 16th of July (the day after the Raith game) in The Clansman in Leslie. Anyone who fancies joining this august body of 'the official best looking supporters club in the whole of Scotland'* is more than welcome to come along, we run buses to some away games and have the odd social, come along and give us a try, we're pretty cheap (and cheerful) and did I mention we're all incredibly good looking ? Here's a link so you don't think I'm trying to lure you to Leslie for carnal reasons. http://www.fifedarkblues.co.uk/ *not officially but it's a FACT that we're the best looking supporters in Scotland.

My money is on Harry if it gets pwoppa nawty, he's a machine.

Mornin' amigos, ref the shirt, I've not heard a peep from the club yet, I've got a couple of friends who sponsors players every year, I'll speak to them to find out what the drill is and get back. In the mean time if anyone wants to start the ball rolling with ideas, we should probably use the old sponsor thread to spraff our pish and leave this one. Harry gave me a wee nudge a couple of days ago and its taken me a couple of days to catch up so apologies for not posting something about it sooner. Teams looking good for next year, only down side of getting our shit in one sock early is it could be a long long summer with no transfer rumours. Small price to pay I suppose. PH might surprise us yet though, a couple wingers would be nice.

You've got to love the alternative Captain Birdseye, he might be a Nazi U-boat (well barge) driver but he's not surrounded by scared looking weans.

I can't remember the in's and out's but both Robertson and Dixon left because of Rae's 'management' style' apparently. We'll probably never know for sure but I don't think Rae was an 'arm around the shoulder' kind of a guy, more of a "do as I feckin' say" cat.

Aye, mine went a bit 'peculiar' doing stuff like that, I put it down to Missus Root dropping it and having to get a replacement screen but if you're getting the same thing then we'll maybe need to get Scooby and the gang on the case.

I've not been too impressed with much of his new stuff for quite a while, missus Root was the driving force for us going. He did play Suedehead though and a couple of The Smith tracks which went down very well.

Oh aye, I seem to mind that. Did you make Mozza on saturday Biggie ? I'd be interested to get your opinion.

Hola amigo, I've been catching up on this thread over the last few days, has NDD disappeared again ? What's the word on the street ?

Craig Forsyth is having a good game for Scotland, good to see 'one of ours' getting a cap.

I don't know if Raith would let him go, he scored at the weekend but aye, someone like oor Christian.

I'm not sure a Heffernan type of forward is what we need but PH hasn't got that much wrong really. If we were going to be bringing in another forward I'd be looking for a big lumping one (like Scotland for Accies) who could hold the ball up and play in our attacking midfielders. Still not official yet though so we'll see.

Glad to hear she's doing well mate, from what I know its more common with males but I can't claim to be an expert. She's obviously brought up in a 'richt enough' family who love her. That's the important stuff. I think most of us have our wee oddities, I know I do and I'm considered 'normal' (at least by me and all the voices in my head ), we can be quick to judge, if people aren't a problem then embrace the strange, it would be a boring world if we were all the same.