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“Fat, ugly divorcee losers and virgins” The virgins are in this case exclusive of the fat, ugly divorcee, had they added a comma before ‘and’ then it could have been considered inclusive of the previous statement. Like your not you’re fellow Celtic fan Jinky, it helps to understand the context before you try to be a smart arse.

I love this, it’s like the spray bottle when your dog is barking. Bad Cheeks, stop it

I would love clubs to play music anytime the cheeks sing their party songs, to drown them out.

There are very few people in football that I actually really dislike to almost hatred but Davie Hay joins James Grady, Ross Tokely and Alan Stubbs on a list of 4.

In fairness if we chucked away a 2 nil lead away to the mighty Ayr, we would be looking for some solace too 2 up after 9 minutes and they fecked it up

Mentally fatigued in a profession that works less than 30 hours per week is laughable, physically fatigued would be fair but to say kicking a football twice per week, training with your mates and having a nice wee lunch after training is mentally fatiguing is quite frankly mental.

This is not the league you're looking for.

Hearts fan getting behind the Dons, an interesting if unexpected plot twist

Probably but you're still a knob

I wouldn't let him take another penalty in training. 2 fuckin horrendous penalties.

Growing up very near Kilmarnock and playing for Killie probably makes games against them harder for him. I'm sure he will bounce back.

Might as well try something different as this looks like a forgone conclusion.

Not sure I agree with the managers post match comments, yes we play balls into the box BUT the overall quality is poor. Too often we hit the first man or play it into an area the defender can clear unchallenged and we don’t win the second ball. I don’t deny our strikers need to do more but without good quality deliveries we will struggle.

MOH needs rested, he has been off it for weeks and I’m not sure Jonah is ready to be playing every week. Robbo needs to freshen things up as the team looks stale.

Hopefully Derek Adams isn’t watching this, the quality has been shocking.

I would take Jonah off with him, both are off it tonight. Let’s see what Mandron a Stav can do while we are still in this.

Looked a Saints foul but ref played advantage to Killie so no idea what he saw.

Not much in it but definitely offside.

You seem lost, hopefully this helps. Diddy Leagues - this way

Absolutely bottled his challenge for Hearts opener today. Lad just looks off it.

I realize you’re from Kilmarnock but does this seriously pass as banter? It’s like calling you lads Sevco-lite or **** without bus fare etc, boring, predictable and beyond dull.

An absolute shocker

They're all on St Mirren TV.

Beautiful