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We had some c*** in the Somerset Road End on Saturday who shouted 'Get him aff' in reference to Michael Moffat every 5 minutes. Turned to look at him when Moffat scored and saw him going absolutely mental and furiously applauding. Absolute knob of a guy. Everyone has them.

One of those competitions that doesn't mean a jot to anyone until the actual final itself. Making 7 changes shows that its considerably far down our list of priorities. Looking forward to Dundee on Saturday in a meaningful competition, will be great to gauge what we are capable of.

C'mere you.

Chicken drumsticks, cold. Possibly washed down with a Pepsi if there's any left in the fridge.

Seems my erection was premature then.

It's not.

That's not an under-16s night, that's a creche. Fair enough, although I think you're being generous to yourself in saying that you are 'too young' to remember Gary Holt

You confuse me. You say you met her in Babylon 20 years ago, which was 1998. I therefore assume you must have been about 18 at the time. Yet you also, a few pages back, confessed to being completely unaware who Gary Holt is, being 'too young' to remember him. Yet Gary Holt left Killie as recently as 2001, when you must have been at least 20/21 years old...

Always find the BT Sport coverage of the Bundesliga underwhelming. The crowd noise is too quiet and the commentary is too loud, means you don't really feel the atmosphere.

Jesus, one minute we're fearing it's Sunderland that are in for him and then the next minute it's f****g AFC Fylde? Panic over if that's true, he is significantly better than whatever jobby league they play in.

Quite a decent metaphor actually. At least Ayr being absolutely f****g magic last season would have slightly made up for the utterly calamitous mess that Sunderland were last season.

Let's just accept that we'll get one more year out of him and then he will move to bigger and better things. We've saved his career, and he's more than repaid us for that with his performances. I just hope that he realises how good he could be and doesn't settle for some diddies like Dundee. Saw someone mention Sunderland earlier in the thread. Working under a manager like Jack Ross in front of 30,000 fans every week is what he deserves, not scrapping around in front of 5000 at Dundee in yet another relegation scrap. Wherever he ends up, he'll go with our blessing and when he continues to hit the headlines, I for one will be standing with a huge cheeser like a proud Dad.

Despite the weird comments on here, that was an excellent start to Jack Ross' reign as Sunderland manager on Saturday. To beat a team that will probably be fellow promotion hopefuls in front of over 31,000 fans with a last minute winner, despite being without their star midfielder (McGeouch) and their main striker (Charlie Wyke), is hardly an indication of it being a 'hard season ahead'.

Can we all just calm it right down and accept that the likelihood of Sir Lawrence of Ayrshire going anywhere else in this transfer window is slim to none.

There's the club responded. Tell your faither to get his arse down to the club shop

The club are well aware that the number of fans donating money through the 500 FUnd went up solely because the club finally showed a bit of ambition in keeping our prize asset. Selling him would be an absolutely ridiculous move, and one that I just don't see happening. Also, with the greatest of respect to Dundee, I think he could do better. If he turned down Hearts in the summer, why would he now be gagging to jump ship to Dens Park?

My workplace Intranet has a rain symbol for Saturday, but to be fair I would need a calculator to count the number of times it has been wildly inaccurate.

The forecast for Saturday is sh*te sadly, which might convince some arseholes to just watch Jeff Stelling instead or stay in the pub. This team deserves over 2k backing them every week.

Nice work SLJ, appreciate the effort

Having been swiftly punted into touch for this absolute beamer of a stat, you have bafflingly re-appeared and trotted out the same line again. The fact that you are claiming some kind of victory for having 'more league titles' due to the fact that you won the Scottish 3rd (THIRD) Division trophy is quite possibly the most tragic thing I have seen on this forum. Gutted for you.

By more trophies, I'm assuming you mean the solitary Scottish Cup win in 1922? Aye, tremendous. I'm sure you and your database of Ainsley Harriott memes had a great day out.

You spend a fairly large proportion of your time on here furiously trying to instigate some kind of 'point and laugh' movement when it comes to Ayr United. Bizarre considering your 'famous' outfit have a record of W50 -L63 against the seaside 'no-marks'. Ouch.

The same league that Mullen was playing in when he scored almost 50% of his goals for Livingston. I get your point, but I have to say that he is unrecognisable now from the player that St Mirren and Morton fans remember, so I would advise against judging him on that. Not that I want to draw attention to this fact. I love him and would quite like to keep him forever.

Welcome to the new reality.

No offence, but that is well wide of the mark. Shankland has scored the same amount in 36 games for Ayr as Mullen did in 141 games for Livi. Sir Lawrence of Ayrshire would, I have no doubt, be the saviour of St Mirren if the move did happen but he has just signed a new contract so paws off and gtf Chic Young.