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See that recipe to the right? IT'S A SUCCULENT LAMBURGER. Ally doesn't do walking away, however, he does do looking away, cos it's no a pie!!

Did anyone else hear that Andy Goram clip on Sportsound on Saturday? I was driving and started screaming like a loony when I heard his nonsense. (Apparently the 10 point deduction cost RFC the league title this year: must have been schooled in the Ibrox Accountancy and Auditing Course, 2+2 = 5) I've not had time to do a full critique on it but I'll sit tonight and prepare a transcipt, then add my comments accordingly.

Further to my diatribe last night, I have done a wee bit of research and found the following details on RFC's sponsorship: Tennents: they have a web page, Tennents.com You'll find a "contact us" tab. Paste ChrisMacArab's letter in there. Lomond Audi Group : webpage lomondaudigroup.com. "contact us" tab is at top right, that'll take you to a map of their sites. Click on the Glasgow site and there's a form to fill in your views. Burn Stewart Distillers : webpage burnstewartdistillers.com "contact us " tab gives a drop down with the name Anne Gardner as Head of Customer Services with an individual "contact" option. Click on that and again a form appears to complete. JJB Sports : webpage jjbsports.com. "contact us" tab on top right, gives a dropdown of the usual form, which includes an e:mail address for direct contact. Umbro : webpage umbro.com but that doesn't give contact details. E:mail address is enquiries@umbrofootballkits.co.uk This is the time to start spinning that spider-web which will trap the fly. Contact them directly and get your mates and their mates to pass down the chain and do likewise. Copy and paste chrismacarab's letter as previouls posted.

I reckon 6p, but then the big tax case will come in and they'll have to go Newco, so the number is utterly irrelevant.

Nice one, Chris. I've copied and pasted. All we need now is a list of RFC sponsors. If someone can supply, I'll prepare a group e:mail list and circulate around my mates and get them to do likewise, ad nauseam, until this has hit everyone interested in rescuing the integrity of Scottish Footbal.

I'm in. As per one of my previous posts, we need a united voice to counteract the "SPL will die without RFC" propaganda being spouted by RSA and amplified by their lackeys in the MSM.

Well, the great unwashed managed to get 7000 to walk on Hampden, so is it too much to expect to get say 20000 internet bampots to send just 1 e:mail each, if we set up a group address to all of RFC's sponsors?

Chris, I saw your letter to Mrs Robinson. please see my post today at 18:40 (forum time) do you fancy drafting a letter as per my post? Drew.

We arra peepul. Nobody likes us. We don't care. ..........Well, even if the combined eunuchs' club of SPL Chairmen don't care either, The Diddy Army cares and so might the CEOs of Rangers major sponsors be persuaded to care as well. If we can't persuade Mr Cockwomble and his team to hit them where it hurts, we should mobilise to do so. We can't take money from them cos they don't have any, and we don't want to apply boycotts which would only disadvantage our own teams, but with the strength of The Diddy Army, and in this I include the Wee Diddy teams in SFL 1, 2 and 3 (no offence meant) and the Big Diddy teams in the SPL combined with the Eastenders, we should be able to muster 500,000, given how many watched BBC last night, we could hit them where it hurts by trying to restrict their income. We need a list of major sponsors e:mail addresses and/or websites and a draft letter which could be circulated around The Diddy Army. 500k sending this to RFC potential sponsors might have an effect. Any volunteers to draft a letter along the lines of "Why do you wish to be associated with a football club which is shown to be based on financial fraud, tax evasion and lack of sporting integrity?" ? Pin it at the top of the forum, likewise a website/e:mail list. After all, they were very keen to go after the SFA's sponsors when punishment was handed out, so let's turn the tables and mobilise ten times their number against their sponsors. To paraphrase a famous metal dealer, "For every five of our sponsors they boycott, we will boycott ten of theirs". On an aside, until the end of the season the SPL will be sponsored by a major financial institution. Is it perhaps only coincidental that they are walking away given the jiggery pokery at Ibrox? Have the SPL cut off their nose to spite their face by not dealing with RFC? I guess we won't be sponsored by Lloyds, Barclays or RBS in 2013-2014 season. Who'd want to be associated with tax evasion, fraud and a complete lack of sporting integrity. Mibbe Ramsdens might be interested. Diddies of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains Power to the Diddies!!!!!!!

Now, here's a thought. If RSA etc are threatening a boycott of our clubs, why don't we, The Diddy Army, contact any sponsors associated with RFC and ask them why they wish to be associated with such a toxic institution, e.g. " Does RFC reflect your company's core values of tax dodging, cheating, bigotry, etc, etc? " Could focus a few minds and possibly sway the balance if enough e:mails were sent or messages posted on their corporate websites. We should co-ordinate thru here and react en masse as soon as a prospective sponsor is even hinted at.

I imagine that "Ze Boycott List" (don't tell him, Pike) is growing by the day. If they want to make it a real boycott, the RSA should recommend no fans go to any away matches, and ban all away fans from Ibrox, in fact don't allow the players to go to away matches, and don't allow any other SPL teams to play at Ibrox, ......no........wait........that's what's going to happen anyway

They have no shame. We need to keep flinging back at them, every time they come up with this sh1t, "Why then did you try to leave the SPL and join an English league?", and in light of that attempt,"Explain why we should do you any favours now, or even feel the smallest piece of sympathy for your team's situation" Are we likely to hear them say, "Yes, we wrong to try to do that and we are sorry" ?

On this day, in 1972, on a hot, sticky night in Barcelona, Rangers FC beat Moscow Dynamo 3-2 in the final of the European Cup-winner's Cup Final. Owing to a pitch invasion and subsequent mayhem, the cup was presented to captain John Greig by a UEFA official in the toilets. Please fill in your own punchline here......................................................

Couldnae dae that, grass is green.

There were times when this would have held our entire away support. A lick of blue paint and it could hold RFC's entire home support next season.

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23 May 2012 21:24:23 My donation to the rangers fighting fund is being used to buy grass seed and I am pissed off about this. This is not what I donated money for, and am going to contact them tomorrow for a refund, I am furious. I donated to say my club, not to pay for lawn mowers, or weed killer. Pay the small businesses shafted by us, that's what I donated for. It appears the RFF are nothing but the same sheisters that have been ruining our club. How dare they spend my hard earned money which I donated in good faith to prepare a pitch that we not play on again, and have no players to p,at on it. They have announced this on Rangers website as if it's some sort of great thing,well it stinks! This may be the final straw that breaks my back. These RFFs are taking the piss. (18)(8)Wrong place but after tonite im done, no more, had it! looking after my family only now. bad day Firstly I will say I haven't donated to the RFF so am probably not entitled to complain but I would have happily chipped in generously if I knew the 'charity' was going to donate to the likes of the Scottish ambulance services who are official RFC creditors. BB Not much of a fan if you demand a refund the fighting fund was set up to keep the club going obviously the playing surface is a vital part of any football club "My donation is being used to buy grass seed". You guys are the laughing stock of the football world. I agree this is deffo turf luck Last poster, I donated to help pay the debts to small creditors and to keep my club going. Grass seed is ridiculous and if they had stated that my money was going to be used to provide a nice pitch I would not have donated, incidentally did you donate! Only an integral part of a football club, if there is a team to put upon it. It was obvious that the fund was meant to help keep Rangers going, not to pay creditors. Crazy post Celtic fan here. What Murray and co have done to your club is disgraceful and should be locked up. The club are going to pay heavily for all of this but I genuinely have sympathy for you, the supporters, the people who pay your hard earned cash to watch the team you love. And yes, I will not lie, I have had a laugh at Rangers expense during all this, but if I put myself in your position I would be truly devastated at what has been going on at my club. So, despite the differences between our clubs, between the supporters, all the hatred and history that has come with this great rivalry if football, I hope these criminals get what they deserve and Rangers come out the other side with the right people at the helm. Last poster, how does a nice pitch keep the club going? Don't talk garbage, the RFF was set up to pay creditors and the likes of Dunfermline, which it did, I know, I put my hard earned money in, did you? Don't tell me what this was for, and it was not for grass seed. They are just as much sheisters that have been ruining this club for years. Hark, I think I hear the penny finally dropping. Wee post from Rangers Rumours today. That penny is going to have to make a helluva noise to wake some of these sandsleepers up. Beautiful, eh? Now the RFF is shafting the fans. Remind me again who's facing up that Fund? Sandy Jardine? Nuff said. .

If enough sh1t hasn't already hit the fan, the BBC sticks the boot in. I think the next-to-final nail is the probable dropping of the Collyer-Bristow case, so £25mill of the warchest's gone. Just when the RFC fans see light at the end of the tunnel, it turns out to be a headlight with a stonking great locomotive behind it, woooooo, wooooooo. .

At first I thought it was that guy that runs their supporter's association, not Mark Dingwall, the other bigot. What's his name?

"Rangers are going through hell but top stars still want to sign for us, says chief scout John Brown" http://www.dailyreco...86908-23871165/ I see the byline says this is an "EXCLUSIVE". There's a reason for that. No other paper in scotland would want to print this PI$H. .

Quote From Highlandmagyar "I passed a couple of Rangers supporting colleagues in the corridor earlier. They were strolling nonchalantly, and one was heard to comment the other that he didn't watch it, to which the other confirmed that nor did he. On spotting me passing, one quipped that they would no doubt hear all about it from a St Mirren supporter's perspective. I continued on my way without breaking my stride, but did offer them a couple of four letter words to ponder....TICK and TOCK." Me and my mate met a couple of burds years agp we called Tick and Tock......one was tick as mince and all the other wanted to do was tock.

Well, there's an option for you if Mr Johnston bends over for the Ibrox shilling, don't spend your hard earned bawbees on the SPL, support a nearby team in the SFL .

Morning, Guys. i've just spent the last 90 minutes catching up on the comments from last night's comedy hour. If I could sum up, SDM didn't put ANY of his own money into RFC, he was just another slick Dick chancer, much like the guy he sold RFC to, two from the same mould, if you shake hands with these guys, count your fingers. There's no chance of the CVA now, cos Captain Green's takeover depended on the £25 million (?) they were going to get from the Collyer-Bristow action. Liquidation is a cert, and as I said yesterday, that leaves all assets open for auction, MP, IP, etc. so a Newco may not have a ground, and, if they really want to keep a history like they have, will have to accept the SFA sanctions, so no new players and only 17 year old signings and a few old duffers. Souness took a £30k bug to sign Tugay Sammy: now there's a question. Seemed to be too well-spoken to be a Rangers fan and a mechanic (no slur meant on mechanics here) RM said he had clean hands, mibbe he's no a mechanic, mibbe he just disnae get any work. Anyway, if he's a fan , he'll no be back at Ibrox (I know, probably none of them will, ever) At one point I thought this was a pantomime, I mean, Prince Albert, that has to be a joke about screwing a p***k, right? SDM trying to get a leg over on Joanna Lumley (he, he, he), The porn star tax consultant (another screw you over joke?) Come on now, SPL/SFA it's time to do the decent thing. Expel them!! You're all like a bunch of Greenpeace protesters watching as the last ever blue whale, stranded on the beach, expires slowly due to its own body weight crushing it. Everyone knows what's best, but no-one wants to risk the approbation associated with applying the coup de grace. Go, on, stick that fleshing knife into the top of the head, put it out of it's misery.

The argument H&D tried a couple of weeks ago was that registrations transfer straight over to Newco, and Fraser Wishart gave them a rocket to correct them. That's what should really scare the Berrs if they go Newco, they will have NO players, never mind being only able to sign 17 year olds, and even the current "senior" players can't be signed, (if they want to keep their history, they need to keep their sanctions as applied by the SFA). That's where some folk are taking their eye off the ball with the "automatic" admission of Newco, they haven't indulged in joined-up thinking. That's why I suggested in one of my previous posts Newco's start to season 2012 -2013 goes like this: RFC2012 vs Ross Co - 0-8, crowd 21,000 SMFC vs RFC 6-0, crowd 10,000 RFC vs Kilmarnock 1 -7, crowd 8,000 ICT vs RFC 2-1, crowd 9,500 RFC vs Hibs 5-9, crowd 2200 (1500 away fans) Motherwell vs RFC 14-0 crowd 14,000 RFC vs Celtic 0-21 crowd 15,500 ( all away fans)

If, as expected, RFC go into liquidation, my understanding is that H&D get hoofed oot, and a liquidator is appointed, which I'm told is entirely different to an administrator. Assets are then sold by some sort of auction process (this is all down to a mate in the financial industry, I have no personal expertise on it). Surely, that then would leave Captain Green and The Mysterons with a swift kick in the groin, as you, me, the wee jaikie on the corner, could bid for Ibrox and leave Greenie having to buy a stadium, as well as a full squad of players and an admin team, (I assume the coaching staff would be on-board anyway, otherwise the would just join the dole q) , so according to this, if they liquidate, RFC (2012) Newco might have a total staff of 3, Ally, Sandy and Kenny. Nae need to worry about "do we vote them into the SPL or not? ", they couldnae even hold a 5-a-side tourney at Murray Park.