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I read the second name first time through as Biggirlmania. If we could get her....

If Dundee Mad still exists it must be in a state of collective head explosion.

What's he saying?

So the story today is if we manage to get Meekings and Davies fit it'll be like signing 2 new players. True. Anybody know when Colin Cameron is likely to be fit again?

Nope, doing it all the time. I'm getting quicker at remembering though, and not spending 3 minutes scrolling down looking for the coffin.

I think they prefer to be called Dundee Utd, but £50 Utd pretty much sums it up.

When is it due [emoji16]

People will do almost anything to get away from your pish.

So his appearance has taken a dive?

I see Pawlett hasn't changed his approach.

I fear that may be a vain hope.

Aye, but it's us, so it's probably not.

I thought lots of folk would agree, but looks like it's, Only You. [emoji106]

Excellent [emoji106][emoji106][emoji16]

Show me the shorts....

Right, that's it. I demand to know immediately how many points we got in the double new denim shite kit versus the Aston Villa being electrocuted disaster. Seriously though when the Mendy guy was pictured in that dog's breakfast with his anti gravity hairdo the alarm bells should have started ringing.

And another thing. Bin the fucking blue shorts. Dundee play in Dark Blue And white. I hate when they play in all one colour. I think this is the prime reason behind the relegation. Along with board level and managerial incompetence and indifference. And Woods.

What's happened to him?

Aye, was talking in purely league terms in how the season compared. If it is true that we have a top 6 budget that is absolutely scandalous. 11 points behind the play off place. Hamilton on contact for next season. Jesus wept.

Looking back 1 win and 4 draws at Dens all season. Around £50 per point i think for season ticket holders.

Is that our worst season ever at Dens?

Hamilton own goal? Chucked one away in first game throws one in the last. Symmetry of pish. And we paid money for him. Joke.

Martin Woods match armchair doesn't just reupholster itself.

Fair play, you made me laugh. "Whit aboot that boy of yours Mrs. Stalin?" "Och, gies peace, awa and speak tae Mrs. Pol Pot twa doors doon.."

Jim McIntyre?