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  1. Cerberus
    Steve > Jonathan Jonathan is a wee dick. He doesn’t deserve Nancy.
  2. Cerberus
    Disgusting fat pig Chris Christie gone as well.
  3. Cerberus
    Robert G. Marshall losing his seat to a tranny is funny as f**k.
  4. Cerberus
    We need to see if he shat it or not first.
  5. Cerberus
    Season 2 was nowhere near as good as season 1. It felt like it was too dragged out. The part with Kali in Chicago was just downright terrible.
  6. Cerberus
    Isn't KJ something like 12 or 13? There's some borderline Tedi chat going on here.
  7. Cerberus
    If you get a date then don't be sleazy but flattery will get you everywhere. Woman spend LOADS of money and time in trying to look good. Take the amount of time and money that you spent getting ready and triple it. Her hair products alone are probably worth 20 quid. She's doing that for you. And I can't stress this enough, when you look down her top be subtle about it.
  8. Cerberus
    Woman want confidence and masculinity in men. Don't be coy and mess around with hints. Be a man and ask her straight. If you've missed your chance and she knocks you back then mark it down to experience and move on. Rejection is part of life.
  9. Cerberus
    Who comes up with these things that Germans are efficient and good engineers? I had a Volkswagen once. Uttershitewagen more like.
  10. Cerberus
    Socialism would be great if humans were full of peace, love and kindness. We're not. We're a bunch of greedy arseholes. This is also the reason that humanism is utter dog shite.
  11. Cerberus
    You would rather have this mess and Brexit than Ed Milliband? I thought you were a Labour fan?
  12. Cerberus
    This is it. It's an acceptable expense for their freedom to own guns. You might as well try and take their car/house/kids. I can guarantee you that people directly affected by shootings still won't want gun control.
  13. Cerberus
    http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-41887613 Ofcom have said that Fox News has broken rules of impartially. I take it Ofcom didn't watch the BBC during the Scottish referendum. Or are they exempt because it's widely known that the BBC is a Government mouthpiece?
  14. Cerberus
    12 degrees tonight. Jackets on.
  15. Cerberus
    It's always a white male and he always has an English-y surname. I'm all for white genocide. White guys are the worst.
  16. Cerberus
    Over 250 million views on YouTube. That presenter is raking it in on the back of Arsenal's misery.
  17. Cerberus
    The House. Will Ferrell builds a casino in his pal’s house. Total shite. The girl in it has an Adam’s apple.
  18. Cerberus
    He is simple, I’ll give you that.
  19. Cerberus
    There’s no way that guy is 82. He would have received a decent education back then.
  20. Cerberus
    I see Aiden Nesbitt plays for MK Dons. That should put to bed the discussion of the EFL1 being anywhere near the quality of the Scottish Premiership.
  21. Cerberus
    You should walk around with a print out of Ainsley Harriot's You Seen Upset face for just these occasions.
  22. Cerberus
    Tennents.
  23. Cerberus
    Lock them up! Lock them up!
  24. Cerberus
    That sounds like total shite ya wee fanny. You got proof?
  25. Cerberus
    What percentage of the army are TA guys? They deserve no support. Financial or gaudy.
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