Jump to content

Cerberus

Gold Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    10,317

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    5

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Cerberus

  1. Cerberus
    A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?".
  2. Cerberus
    Anyone that voted leave is a total fanny.
  3. Cerberus
    Televaysion.
  4. Cerberus
    Didn't you get banned?
  5. Cerberus
    I see that Trump has thrown support behind the RAISE Act which plans to change the Green Card system to make it more harder for people to qualify. He wants remove the family based immigration, cap refugees, get rid of the Green Card Lottery completely and tighten up the merit based system by adding in mandatory English speaking skills. Brexiteers will be slabbering at the thought of it.
  6. Cerberus
    I just went out on a date with a one legged girl who worked in a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.
  7. Cerberus
    It'll be someone on loan from England.
  8. Cerberus
    There's nothing wrong with a woman that goes down easily.
  9. Cerberus
    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/03/eu-fishing-boats-can-still-operate-in-uk-waters-after-brexit-says-gove?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Tweet Taking back control of the UK's waters, but realy not so much.
  10. Cerberus
    I have it on good authority that £500 a week is the maximum we'll pay.
  11. Cerberus
    Zuckerberg wants to run against Trump in 2020. I'd rather have Trump tbh.
  12. Cerberus
    Who's this @Sting777 roaster? Red dotting fellow Jags fans is out of order.
  13. Cerberus
    Some decent gif potential there.
  14. Cerberus
    G12. Everything else is shite.
  15. Cerberus
    But he's not the only one.
  16. Cerberus
    Sneaky Germans looking to be illegal immigrants caught.
  17. Cerberus
    How can you not know if you want a family member to lose their job? - Wee Sean is a ****** c**t so I wouldn't mind him getting fired but no ma Jackie. She's just had another wean to her 4th man.
  18. Cerberus
    No one decent will want to be bossed around by Levein. The guy is a bag of fannies.
  19. Cerberus
    Sounds minging.
  20. Cerberus
    Elephants are cool as f**k. [emoji208] Don't be a dick. Be like an elephant.
  21. Cerberus
    I always like reading the comments on the BBC on Brexit articles- Immigants. I knew it was them.
  22. Cerberus
    'Infuriating things your partners doesn't do' thread for this.
  23. Cerberus
    Wtf?
  24. Cerberus
    Cheap plastic bins are shite. After a few uses the pedal stops opening the lid far enough to get stuff in.
  25. Cerberus
×
×
  • Create New...