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    A complete wrong yin. Hopefully he gets the jail.
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    Use text language. Get that shite in the bin.
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    Don’t panic
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    She buys huge oddity cups that are almost the size of soup bowls and won’t stack neatly in the cupboard. Emptying the dishwasher is like a stressful game of Tetris.
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    Weird, how did a Hielanman get a computer?
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    Those responses to Tusk-
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    He's a loathsome individual so I want it to be true.
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    "The Sun has also learned that the working group has also been briefed on a goods tracking system in Africa that has used the same technology for the last 18 months. Designed to ward off bandits and hijackers, the Regional Electronic Cargo Tracking System operates across borders between Kenya, Rwanda and Uganda." But has anyone tested it in the wasteland of NI?
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    The north, east, borders is rife with sectarianism.
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    The rule of thumb is that northern Indians are fine and southern Indians are arseholes. If you meet an Indian who’s friendly and a decent laugh he’ll be from the north. If you meet an Indian who’s a p***k and rude as f**k he’ll be from the south. This is generally accepted in India told to me by many Indians.
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    To get maximum Likes it needs more Trump. The story teller should have worked in that the employee had a Trump tattoo.
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    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47136308 An 80lbs cougar is nothing. There are 300lbs cougars up at Oran Mor on a Saturday night. Now that is scary.
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    She doesn't do it but her parents do and it annoys the hell out of me. They make a joke about covering everything is salt and pepper like it's a funny quirk they need to do. It's fucking minging and completely unnecessary. It's a throw back to the 90s when all food was overcooked to tasteless oblivion.
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    Fox News- About as balanced as the BBC.
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    Are you married to Maw Broon?
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    Everywhere except #G12
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    Him and strichener are our in-house Brexit specialists. It's a shame Bishop Briggs doesn't come here anymore or we'd have the full expert panel.
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    Brexit and the war are essentially the same thing.
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    Everything is still in miles.
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    A mate of mine bought an old Primary School in Dalry to turn into a house. He spent a fortune refitting it with partitions and a mezzanine to try and turn into a home. It was really weird tbh. There was always this strange echo, it was really cold yet hell of expensive to heat with the old boiler.
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    Crocodile Dundee 1986. Sexist, racist, homophobic. Australians.
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    I don’t think they look that bad. Cheese, good. Ham, good. Wich, good.
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    He also said we wouldn't be in relegation zone if he was still there. Actually we would still be in the Premiership if we’d had sacked him in 2017. Anyone who thinks Brice is a footballer is clearly a no-righter and should be treated as such.
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