A boy at work just got a brand new Lamborghini Urus.
He probably pays at least 2000 a month for it.
He's not on more money than me so he must have a small willie or I'm a tight b*****d.
I used to sit next to a guy at work who said he was from Wales. His 2nd name was Lloyd. Clearly he has never been to Wales as he wouldn’t be boasting about it.