Cerberus

Gutted. Relived that Scully has gone and he won't be No1. Who else had a release clause that's decided to stay? Keown?

Arseholes from Yorkshire who look like this,

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? Cold shoulder.

Multi-billionaire Robert Schultz has stepped down as Starbucks CEO amid speculation that’s he’s going to be start a Presidential campaign.

This ugly c**t gets to sling it up Ariana Grande.

I'm have some home made Carne Asada Fries. Probably one of my favourite thing to eat. What's your favourite food?

Will County still have the 3rd biggest wage budget in Scotland next season?

Dropping balls in mouth and that woman who stored fruit in her vagina so her husband can eat it later as a healthy snack reeks of middle class people having too much time and money.

Say "cushy" or "cushty number" when talking about a job where they don't need to do any work. Probably 'cause they are poor and fat and they have difficultly moving.

One of my favourite t-shirts is orange. I wear it to the gym. It humorously says "Under Construction". An oranje jersey is Dave King ripping more money out the ****.

We'd be daft not to sign Ross Forbes.

Another vote.

Bovril or "beef tea" is minging.

Probably all the elite that wanted Brexit. It certainty won't your working class guy Tam from Rutherglen who'll end up bearing the brunt of a shite Brexit.

What does Follow Follow mean? Is it the slogan of Rangers' title bid?

I would disagree.

A fat burd. Clatty looking jewelerly. Maggie. Fife. Costco. Celtic. Vodka. Diamante. Getting offended over stuff. Ned bingo.

Sunday guilt by the realisation that there is human suffering behind every product that we consume.

I’m not prejudice though. I hate everyone equally.

f**k England. c***s.

Happy with that. A decent start to our signings. I'd have taken Balatoni back tbh and he's step up.

You know what I really don’t like about her? Her name is mouthy and awkward to say. I keep wanting to call her Druth Ravison.

Why are Rangers fans always obese, bald guys?

Forcing people with mental health problems into work is a bad idea. (I'm not talking about anxiety or depression.) I worked with this guy in Glasgow who had autism and probably some other stuff. He used his autism to mask that he was a complete unlikeable welt of a man. He did no work, he would just wander about acting creepy around female employees, he would grass people up for being late and would make up bullshit stories about people for attention and a laugh. I wouldn't be surprised if he was a Bag of yeast as well. He couldn't be sacked due to his condition despite there were 100s of people out of work who would have done his job a lot better.