TheCelt67

The Guard, last night on Film4, found it pretty hilarious.

Apologies if already highlighted, but the <insert some shite about some shite no one really cares about type of picture> with the caption, "99% won't have the guts to share this but I did" type of comments. Also, "mum says I can go to Disneyworld"/dad says I can get a new car/doctor says my baby can have her life saving operation if I get a 1000 likes" comments. Not forgetting the 'there's been a serious accident/injury to myself or a loved one, so I'll run to the laptop and update my status before I call 999' comments.

* *Couldn't find the "horrific house parties photos" thread.

Southern Comfort guy has let himself go a bit.

Fridjonsson, Celtic. Ken, Toy Story 3.

I was in a nightclub in Drogheda a good few years back when some nutjob went mental with some CS Gas. A fight had broke out at the toilets, so apparently the sensible thing for him to do was just start indiscriminately spraying people with the canister, whole nightclub had to be emptied, we all had to gather in the indoor carpark next to the club.............given the choice I would still rate it funnier than stink bombs on a stag do to be fair.

Classes going to Costa Coffee as a night out type of post.

It seems to be different etiquette for different pubs. From my point of view, if someone said to me "have one for yourself", I would always just stick a pound in the tip jar, and the rest of the staff would do the same. The only time I would take a drink was if someone actually told me to grab a pint when I finished. Most of the pubs I drink in, if not all, when you tell the staff "take one for yourself", it's a pound chucked in the jar.

Thing was mate, whilst the pub wasn't packed, it wasn't exactly empty either, as I said he either wasn't arsed or more likely was too scared to say anything about it. Regarding the puggy, I wouldn't let staff play the machine even if their shift was finished and they were having a pint before they left, seen too many arguments and fights over staff playing machines, and I totally agree with the customers complaint.

Last time I was in London visiting my uncle I jumped into a pub in South London to watch the football, just before kick off about 12-15 guys walked in, starting taking seats and tables, not one of them bought a drink, manager of the boozer was either not arsed about it or too scared to do anything about it.

Two stories along similar lines. Once I was walking into the pub when I bumped into a guy who I used to go to school with who was out having a smoke, the usual pish you hit out with when you see someone you haven't seen for a while, you know the script, "how's things?" "what's new?" etc etc, long story short as we were both walking in I asked if he wanted a drink, told me he was in wife his girlfriend so I shouted them up a pint and a vodka coke or whatever it was, he took the drinks and went back to sitting with his missus, I joined my mates, barely had a sip of my pint when a member of staff informed me that they both had been sitting in the pub for about and hour and a half nursing the two glasses of coke they had bought earlier. The other was when I was standing in a pub in the city centre when this older jakey looking guy walked in, dropped a handful of smash on the bar before starting to count the coins, he was mumbling about how much a whisky cost, I kinda took pity on him and said to the barman, pour my a pint and send the old fella up a whisky to which said jakey replies, "In that case son, make it a large one".....needless to say I never got a whisky along with the pint.

Sitting on your arse, answering a phone........how ever did you manage such a task?

Used to run a pub in the city centre a few years ago, so there were various things that used to get on my tits, Don't complain that a pint in your local is 20p cheaper, don't look at every tap and then ask for something that is clearly not sold in the pub, people who just expect you to hand over every pound coin you have just to play the puggy, large groups of people who buy individually and not in rounds, whoever is holding the pool table you play to their rules, people who would put money in the juke box just before closing and then ask for a refund, it's a pub not bring your own bottle, but the worst for me was people who would start shit when you caught them taking drugs.

Would he still have enough time to qualify for England the same way he did for us? How exactly?

I have a mate who is playing with the JPX825s, he says they are fantastic clubs. When I bought my new driver last year, you got a free hybrid with it, they didn't have a 3 hybrid left in the store, so I just took the 4 hybrid not thinking I would use it.....I haven't hit a 4 iron since, the hybrids have improved my game hugely.

Just picked up my new irons this morning. Was looking at the new X Hot range, maybe the TM Speedblades, that soon went out the window the minute I tried the Cobra Baffler XL, unbelievably easy to hit, great distance and most importantly for me, more consistent with my hits. If you are looking for new irons, I would recommend you trying these. Won't break the bank either, 5,6,7,8,9,PW,GW and SW, was supposed to be £440 but the place I had the custom fit, they deduct the £40 cost from the new clubs, so £400.

Celtic and Chelsea for me today. Had a £50 double on Celtic -1/Chelsea -1. Leyton Orient failing to score done me out of £150 on a goal rush coupon. Not a good day.

Just to change the subject slightly, what area is Windsor Park in? I will be visiting Belfast in the summer for the first time, fancy nipping along to the stadium for a look. Like some of the others on here I am also a bit of a geek when it comes to stadiums.

He'll know more about it than I do, just I seem to remember reading somewhere about how people complained about the lack of sunlight they would get.