Fullerene

Maybe it is with reference to sandpaper where the extra fine stuff doesn't seem to make much difference at all!

Yes and whenever there is an election in Europe the BBC talk up the chances of any far-right anti-EU party but then go all quiet when that party comes in fifth place.

.. and where will you be if nobody is looking for you?

Seems a bit laborious having to guess. How about a simple algorithm such as Win-Win-Lose . Then you know in advance - for example, case 123, divisible by 3, Lose. Make everything simpler.

You need to use more emojis to make it more obvious you are just having fun.

In a recent interview, Sean Connery stated that he had no idea why he was denied the part of James Bond in "Her Majesty's Shecret Shervice."

A monkey in a red badge would not be safe in Hartlepool.

What about that EU directive that says you can't whip your workers if they are not working hard enough? Obviously we need to do something about that.

I wonder how many are paying £60 for a £5 bottle of Chilean wine at their local shop because of "EU tariffs" unaware that the shopkeeper knows they are idiots.

In the original script, the title was Fishfinger, the plot was to steal all the fish fingers in the world and the villain was Captain Bird's-eye. However Shirley Bassey was unwilling to sing the title track Fishfinger, so they had to start again.

Irish comedian Dave Allen may be long gone but his fan club has now acquired a worldwide copyright to the acronym D.A.F.C.

FTFY. Dear oh dear. If you are going to make up a fact at least get some of it right!

Boris Johnson portrays himself as a big Green monster. I expect the DUP have protested.

Yes. It is better to use the whole hand. Who knows. Maybe Brexiteers want to get rid of these excess fingers.

"No. I don't want to be rescued by you. Can you please contact the British Embassy and make it quick. I can't swim".

In 1892, Danish inventor Tomas Porn established his own company Porn Industries specialising in farm equipment. Today the company is still a market leader mainly thanks to the Porn 2000 combined harvester which is more than a match to its competitors. Recently the company has decided to embrace the modern age and has established a website. Unfortunately although the site has received an enormous number of visits - very few have resulted in any extra business.

James Bond was written by the same person who invented superglue.

They bullied him into holding a referendum. They bullied him to run a lousy campaign and ultimately they beat him. Reading about his sour grapes does not excuse all the mistakes he made or make me think better of him. A truly weak leader.

They say the people of Inverness speak the Queen's English so presumably she said "righ' enough, there you go."

All this talk of a bridge and nobody has addressed the most important question of all. What colour are they going to paint it?

What is the name of the book? "A big boy did it and ran away (Yeah that was me)"?

Oh dear. You sound like one of those smug people who voted Leave.

Shhhhhhh! There are no plans to invade Belgium.

Maybe if we just had a ban on monkeys that would sort them out. Actually, come to think of it, just take them to the zoo and ask them to point out the Germans, Italians, Swedes, Greeks and so on. This could all be easier than we thought.

We leave the EU on 31st October and live happily ever after. Are you needing more detail than that? Why?