Kmeister

I have had the misfortune to drive along the length of the M8 several times in the last week. Why did the bother making it a three lane motorway when everyone sits in the middle fckn lane?

Station platforms as well are bad for this.

Corrective text and not paying attention.

A large home has appeared in George Square. Police are looking in to it.

An Edinburgh rugby top, a bottle of Jim Beam and tickets to see Still Game. Dead chuffed.

One chilled out pussy cat.

And buys the aforementioned socks from a man in Argyll Street selling three pairs for a pound.

The first game of football that I went to was the 6-0 game. Can't remember too much about as was four but the scoreline stuck in my mind for some reaso. Coincidentally the first Scotland game I went to they beat Finland 6-0.

Stevie Nicks all the best puns.

Anyone that drives in the middle lane of a three lane motorway but not overtaking anything are morons.

I'm watching the NBA on Sky Sports and some of the players are wearing white tights. WTF is that all about?

It might not have been the most painful but it was certainly the most surprising injury I have sustained. I was getting dressed one morning a put on a sock only to be stung on the big toe by a b*****din' wasp that had taken refuge in the sock whilst it was hanging up to dry. Much cries of anguish followed.

Sky TV was founded in Portree. They decided to drop the E from Skye to be less parochial and appeal to a wider audience.

And snow is God's Dandruff.

Cycled from Dunbar to Newcastle yesterday. 108 miles and 4850 feet of climbing. The majority of the route past Berwick was all stony tracks and pretty shite to cycle along. Not helped by the two punctures I got. The last bit into Newcastle was not helped by a headwind. The train we got back was only 5 1/2 hours late which put a bit of a damper on the day.

Now that I am in my fifties every two years I am encouraged to post my shite to Dundee.

Back on topic, four of us are cycling from Dunbar to Newcastle in a couple of weeks time. 110 miles or thereabouts. Once we cross the border it looks pretty flat so hopefully the sun will be shining and a breeze coming from the North.

Portugal Iran was on BBC 1, Morocco Spain was on BBC 4.

Brazil would be a better team if Neymar wasn't playing.

Strava.

Cycled almost 30 miles with 1966 feet of climbing through the glorious East Lothian countryside. There is one hill going out of Spott which for the first time i got up without stopping. Chuffed as fck.

Cycled from Livingston to Edinburgh today via Kirknewton and Balerno. Headwind all the way. What has happened to the wind blowing west to east as it should?

For all of you that use hand driers in public toilets; you do know that all you are doing is covering your hands with all the germs that populate these places. Chances are your hands were cleaner going in than they were when you came out.

I cycled from the RAH in Paisley back to Queen Street station yesterday. Only 12 miles or so but the first 6 are on cycle paths. The cycle along Paisley Road West was interesting. A mixture of pot holes and rush hour traffic. All in all good to get some miles in after the crap weather.

A brunch of Rolls and slice sausage then wander up to the pub to watch the rugby.