The Moonster

I think you've created a debate I'm not having in order to post a brag about having your own bathroom. If your circumstances require you to regularly have separate toothbrushes that's totally fine. I'm just not accepting that people who share it are being tight-fisted.

Perhaps nasty is the wrong word but I just mean going a goal up would probably bring the boos out. I don't see Annan or Stirling fans getting on their teams backs as much in that scenario.

I know very little of the teams involved from League 1 aside from watching weekly highlights and reading threads on here, and as a Sons fan I tend to agree with you that Queens would be a favourable one to fall into the play offs. Queens would be under so much pressure and I think that would come across in the support as well, taking charge of the game at Palmerston could see things turn nasty. I see Stirling and Annan as having much greater backing from their supports and a bit more fight about their teams as they seem united behind their respective managers. I still think every team is beatable so I'm not overly fussed who is there. All that said I still think our manager is a donkey and we won't get promoted but I do think there won't be much between the sides involved.

It is that but it doesn't seem to stop you.

The Lennox is still there aye. I doubt it's had a paint job since you were last in.

Oh good Bings showed up with the "you don't speak for everyone patter". Close the thread.

The Counting House and James Lang have beer gardens in the high street. No beer gardens at the bowling club or stadium.

I never said the games were comfortable. The results from the games meant that we qualified comfortably, that comfort being the two games to spare.

The ring goes on the head, not the handle, because the heads are supposed to be interchanged with the handle. You can buy an array of different heads suited to what you want. You can buy packs of the same heads too. I maintain it's mental to be spending £50+ each on numerous toothbrushes when you can buy the cheap heads and interchange them. Tight-fistedness is surely for small sums of money, saving your family of 4 or 5 potentially hundreds of pounds on toothbrushes does not fall into that category.

Come on man, we are talking about Scotland here and we had qualified before we even had to play Norway at home (which was one of our draws) and the only game we lost was away to Spain. If you want to specify that we need to win every game for it to be a comfortable qualifying campaign then we'll leave it there. You don't have to pretend we are a quality team, we are. The fact you have some elevated perception of what Scotland should be doing doesn't change that.

Whit? The heads are the same and they come with different coloured rings so you can tell which one belongs to you. Why would they come with coloured rings to identify them if they weren't expecting folk to share the handle?

I must have imagined us qualifying with games to spare. How fucking comfortable do you want it to be? There is scope to improve and I believe we will. But to say we are currently underachieving is mental.

Feels like someone says this every year, I suppose eventually it will come true. Out of interest, how much of Peterhead, Dumbarton or Spartans have you seen this year?

Yeah, this is a golf course not Area 51. Bunch of wanks.

Sorry to pull this up after months but is this not an entirely normal thing to do? The toothbrushes are designed in this way for this exact reason, no? It'd be utterly insane buying 5 separate toothbrushes that all had interchangeable heads.

No running

You think Scotland should be showing more potential than comfortably qualifying from a group containing Spain (utterly hounding them at home) and the best striker in the world, whilst also being in the top Nations League section? Other than the World Cup qualifying last time out we are absolutely smashing it right now.

I hate the elitism they've built and I'm amazed folk think that's what makes them cool. Oh wow a course that lets naecunt in to watch and naecunt in to play, what a place. That said, I am absolutely buzzing for it. I managed to get out and play 14 holes at my course on Monday and I'm delighted with how my game was. Something seems to have clicked with my short game, I felt I was banging my head against the wall the last two years but I only duffed one and that was because I never committed. Putting is still absolute dog shite but we'll get there.

The front door to the club, there certainly is someone manning it and they've told me on numerous occasions we can't get out, as recent as the last home game.

You must get special dispensation as the club builder. Genuinely refuse me every time I've asked

Nope. We tried to negotiate to let the Swiss out for a smoke at the last home game and it was a hard no. What is particularly silly about it is that if you're in hospitality you can stand at the front door and smoke until your heart attack arrives but those plebs in the fan bar can f**k off if they want the same privilege.

There's always the option of a bag of cans down the shore, which might be more suited to your tastes.

You have a Wetherspoons (the James Lang) and the Counting House which does similar fare in the high street. A couple of old man style pubs there too but other than that it's the Rock Bowling club or the stadium. Depends what you're after really. If you're a smoker don't go to the stadium as they won't let you out (well they will, you'll just need to pay to get in again).

The forecast looks pretty wet for much of the week, there may well be some doubt it goes ahead.