CowdenConvert

Been asleep so long you've atrophied.

Masonic conspiracy IMO. Decision makers want him to stay for more point and laugh material.

Will take my book on the next trip to Somerset.That preview is shite BTW. It was Greg Stewart after 9 seconds, not Kane Hemmings.

Have you? Genuine question. I was at somerset this season and don't remember it. Wasn't advertised.

We had a St. Kitts & Nevis international striker a while back. He was rotten.

Excellent point

No he didn't. Liam Callaghan said he did and Brett re-tweeted it.

:lol: C'mon the bairns. Stop yer greeting and man up. Remember, yer massive. Cheers for the laugh lads. I'll be at the big Cowden game tomorrow. If our game is off I'll catch a train to Easter Road. Enjoy your crowd w**k fest against whoever it is you're playing tomorrow.

Hands up, bang to rights. You got me.I wasn't trying to be associated with a big club like Cowdenbeath BTW. You might not have noticed with your Falkirk blinkers on but Cowden aren't a big club. HTH

No wonder the Hibs laugh at you lot so much. Which big club was I trying to be associated with mate?

I'm sorry your headsgone mate. You do fit in with the rest of the Falkirk fans though.

Apologies to ShaggerG. Only brain in Falkirk today i think.

Has every Falkirk fan agreed to make a tit of themselves on this forum today?This is truly outstanding stuff ETA. This is what happens when you spend too much time smelling the fumes in Grangemouth on a Saturday.

Not entirely sure. We used to have decent crowds (like everyone back in the day when football was the only real entertainment about). Pretty sure I've been told or read it was rigged by some kind of West coast club mafia that ran Scottish football back then.

No Stranraer? Crowd not big enough for you?

Last time was at the outbreak of WWII. We'd just won div 2. When football started again after the war we got stuck back there.Going even further back we won div 2 a couple of times (i think in consecutive seasons) but there was no automatic promotion then. It was an election system i think. Sure Cowden Cowboy will be able to provide far more details than me.

Cowdenbeath have been denied entry to the top flight three times as well despite winning the league below.

Morton How far back are you going for this tradition seeing as its almost three decades since they were in the top flight. Since Morton were last in the top flight St. Mirren and St. Johnstone have spent around half of the seasons in the top flight. ICT have spent around half their existence in the top flight. All on something like the same number as the pars and far more than Falkirk who are probably around the same number as Partick. Hibs and Rangers are a given for Ross County and Accies. You could make an argument for St. Mirren and the Pars but not at the expense of ICT and St. Johnstone. One of them for Partick would hold up over the last 30 years but only just. The rest is absolute pie in the sky. Of course we could extend the timeframe and include Third Lanark as a traditional top flight team. Still can't believe you said Morton

No doubt you can prove this.

Says here its the councils http://www.falkirkstadium.co.uk/falkirk-community-stadium-ltd

How can it when they don't own it? They rent it off the council on match-days no? That's why it's a public car park the rest of the time.

Which 5 and which 5 that are missing would replace them? How far back or what timeframe are you using to define the traditional clubs?

Please let it be Taylor Morgan

What a fanny.

Jerome sinclair?