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In the last three years at some point I've picked up a random number whilst pished and saved it under "Jesus apparently". Today I accidentally phoned that number as my phone unlocked in my pocket. They text me asking who I was and adding "from Elders Liao and Shubin". Then they started phoning me. I have no idea who they are, nor how I got the number, and I'm unwilling to phone them back. I doubt I'll ever really know who they are or how I got the number

I've been singing it all day, you b*****d

No, nor will I ever. Mrs M has ruined my sense of intrigue

I hate you

I hope you see the irony there

Andy Parsons

I know

WOULD EVERYONE JUST f**k OFF. I WON'T SLEEP NOW

*shudder*

No, its a crazy price really. Some will probably call it a good deal due to the ridiculous fees flying about the EPL this Summer, but he's not really worth almost £30m

I don't think he'll improve much further, and he'll never get near the level Drogba was at, which was the initial hype

Especially since he doesn't look like he'll live up to the early potential

Whenever I hear the words "rusty spoon" I automatically flashback to the first time I was unfortunate enough to watch the "Spoons" episode of Salad fingers. Genuinely the creepiest thing you'll see

You'd have to assume so, considering he done the usual guilty conscience shite of saying how much he loved the club and was desperate to stay

To be fair, some of the movie ones make for good reading when you're alone, bored and having literally nothing else to do with life

Making up stories like that don't help the magee rumours to be honest

Yeah I don't know either. Anyway here's an interview about it. Don't read it if you don't like spoilers or shit like that, it doesn't seem to have any, but Ive not read it all. Its basically just talking to the actress who would've been playing that character http://www.mtv.com/news/1856411/game-of-thrones-lady-stoneheart-brienne-pod-season-5/

Seemingly the fight between Brienne and The Hound was an indicator she won't be. Dunno why tbh, just something that was mentioned by those around me who'd read the books

It started last week...

Im laughing at HD by the way, he's gone from referring to himself in the third person to copying VTs chat. He comes across as Alan Partridges thicker brother

It is quite tragic that Hearts fans still go on about it so regularly after such a long time, I could understand the odd mention, but it really is quite obsessive

Not sure if this is the right place for this, but what do people think the new Hercules film will be like?

Shame it'll be ruined when you find out she doesnt have a knob...

FTFY

I imagine the vast majority of folk in Loft that night were Saintees, much like the night after the Scottish Cup win in that football tops are acceptable when you're celebrating a victory