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  1. Cosmic Joe
    8-3-0-2-2
  2. Cosmic Joe
    Never happened before. Not ever...
  3. Cosmic Joe
    TV programmes that refer to countries as "proud members of the Commonwealth" while neglecting to mention the desperate levels of poverty that exist despite this continued special relationship with their former colonial masters...
  4. Cosmic Joe
    Good for you...
  5. Cosmic Joe
    Is there any need for arrogant pish like that? I'm sure Partick were thinking the same with McCall...
  6. Cosmic Joe
    I was in a pub bog recently and made an executive decision not to wash my hands as the sink was in a mankier condition than my cock...
  7. Cosmic Joe
    Fresh out of the oven. These will be getting some additional brandy through them in the next couple of months to keep them moist (steady Kenneth)...
  8. Cosmic Joe
    His deal said if a ft team came he could go No it didn't...
  9. Cosmic Joe
    There is a thread in the General Nonsense Forum specifically for pish like this...
  10. Cosmic Joe
    A valid point. Green dot awarded...
  11. Cosmic Joe
    I watched Gone with the Wind at the Troxy in Leven. My arse was numb for a week...
  12. Cosmic Joe
    Falkirk...
  13. Cosmic Joe
    You mean there is one? I'll let him know...
  14. Cosmic Joe
    My son lives in Glasgow. He likes it but laments the lack of a decent baker or chippy...
  15. Cosmic Joe
    Times like these I wish I knew what UFC stands for. I'm up to speed with wildlife charities...
  16. Cosmic Joe
    I'll take a wild stab in the dark and guess it's got f**k all to do with Scottish fitba...
  17. Cosmic Joe
    Add a bit of salt before boiling the rice Throbber. You can have that one for free...
  18. Cosmic Joe
    Pic of cock now required to prove ownership...
  19. Cosmic Joe
    Surely one hand would suffice? Are you calling him ambidextrous?
  20. Cosmic Joe
    Saw a referee wearing all the gear in Tesco yesterday. Taking full-kit w****r up to the next level...
  21. Cosmic Joe
    Suddenly remembered the night spent sleeping rough in Wigan in 1988 after a trip to an all nighter went wrong. That was pretty grim. Although I can't think of many places that wouldn't seem grim sleeping rough...
  22. Cosmic Joe
    Junior games kick off at 2.30pm so I could have made it for the 2nd half I suppose, but couldn't be arsed...
  23. Cosmic Joe
    The Clyde thread could give the Head's Gone one a run for its money...
  24. Cosmic Joe
    I can beat that. Headed off to the Lochee United v BSC Glasgow Scottish Cup game via Ladbrokes. Gave up putting a line on as the stupid English based bookies had Lochee away to Dundee Violet in the league. Arrived at Thomson Park to find the gates locked. Fuxache!
  25. Cosmic Joe
    Definitely falls under cuntish behaviour. Although nothing to do with forgetting which lane to use to exit the road...
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