Cosmic Joe

There were eleven of the Broons...

Signing off social media posts with GB or a wee flag. Not sure what they are trying to get across, but it translates to me as "I'm a moron"...

I don't recall asking for your opinion...

Backing up a racist. Emlyn "black players don't have the bottle" Hughes would have been proud...

I tend to avoid asking vegans for burgers...

Talking with you is always a better form of communication...

Grass roots fitba... https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/violence-flares-at-womens-football-match-as-police-attend-at-dundee-fixture/

At some point Kung Po, mathematics and Disneyland singlers willing to have sex on webcam might merge. Probably not on a sober Tuesday night however...

Your office seems to have attracted a few belters over the years Chris. Your recruitment team must be outstanding...

Brilliant! Staunch as f**k from his own fireplace...

Chicken Maryland. On every Chinese and Indian menu since 1972...

We had one at Hampden. The SPFL sent round an e mail saying that clubs could agree on the day to have the applause or not. Sad though it was, I don't see any reason for clubs with no connection to the chap doing this. Do we do this for every tragic death or just where there's an Old Firm connection? East Fife and Dumbarton were in agreement with this sensible approach. Tragic as Rickson's early death was, it was decided that there was no connection with either club...

Easy tiger. Just explain the circumstances and await his response. If he is a reasonable sort he will sort things out...

Rumour has it he's hung up his uniform for a few months. Off the roster...

Bob Moreland supplies the pastry based meat filled products at Bayview. I've always been puzzled that the closer to Scotland's biggest city you get, the less likely you are to purchase a decent pie, fish supper or morning roll - the staples of Scottish cuisine...

Calm doon min, you are coming across like an absolute knobend. Snork Maiden makes me watch this shite, yes the vast majority of them are clearly not Celebrities in the true sense of the word but, in all honesty it is fairly inoffensive shite ruined by belmy Wallace & his ridiculous facial expressions. It is not worth having a Heads Gone about. Aye it is...

Update. Edinburgh derby now on all screens. Whichever 4pm English game is on has been punted. Natural order has been restored... Edit: Missed Stevie Mallan's superstrike typing that. Fuxache...

Pubs in Scotland that show EPL games when there is a Scottish game on. Fortunately the guy behind the bar has put the Edinburgh derby on one of the screens for me...

It's drinkable, but it's often the best lager offered on draught in pubs. Budweiser is far, far worse...

The Sun. If fitba fans aren't pissing on dying fellow supporters then they are behaving like decent human beings...

The boy Vaughn has shown that he might be a prospect, but what exactly has Tony Dingwall done so far in his career to suggest he might be the next Johnny Hislop?

The surviving chickens' eggs could make an interesting omelette...

This is complete nonsense. What defines someone as British?

Did you expect a view of the bay of Naples?