Cosmic Joe

I wouldn't be surprised if the fat mess was still there

Semi-capable You guys are funny. One week you are destined for relegation, the next week you are dug's baws when you conjure up one win in row. Has that embarrassment of a kitman been emptied yet?

She's got Dickie Davies eyes

This is actually bringing back memories now. The guy in question had autism on quite an extreme scale. He was built like a shithouse door but was completely harmless. He had this thing about shoes when they weren't on someone's feet. They had to be placed together. Anyway, we stayed in this posh part of Bristol and I supported this guy during the day gardening and building fences and teaching him East Fife teams etc. Unfortunately he used to keek into neighbouring houses and see shoes all over the place. At night he would sneak out, break in and try to remedy things. Absolute havoc. It didn't help that he was a person of colour.

He was born near there

Reminds me of the time I rather ill-advisedly attempted to teach a guy with learning disabilities the East Fife Scottish Cup winning team. Not particularly proud of this, although it was years ago. Anyway, we got as far as the first four. "Milton, Laird, Tait, Russell...." "....What comes after Russell?" "Sprouts"

One of the best going off at a tangent posts I've seen in a while. Have a greenie.

Pretty sure Jim Clark has a statue in a wee obscure village near Cupar. Although it might be another racing car driver. One for the Where am I thread I suppose.

Alain Giresse Alexis Dutot Cedric Tuta Stephane Grappelli Edith Piaf

The lads from Kraftwerk

Methil: East Dock Bar Tower Bar Purple Cat Kirkland Bar The Brig

That's where I nearly minded him from. Well done!

Jeez, if I'd known we were including women I'd have had Rose Reilly in the top five

1 Jock Stein 2 Andy Murray 3 Rose Reilly 4 Ken Buchanan 5 Jocky Wilson 6 Kenny Dalglish 7 Alan Wells 8 Denis Law 9 Stephen Hendry 10 Billy McNeill

In fairness to Kelly's it's not one of these poncey pretendy Irish pubs. It's just somewhere that local jakies with Irish surnames frequent. I don't mind the place. None of them are in any fit state to take over the post office and declare Lochee a Republic.

Kelly's. Only the most salubrious of watering holes for me

I have absolutely no idea what you're on about

On Annual Leave, so nipped into Lochee for a jar. Karaoke in full swing. Monday lunchtime..

Do keep up

Not having that pal. Airdrie fans that I have bumped into over the years have been sound. The guys bringing flags to games are clearly trying make a political statement and are embarrassing themselves. Leave this shite out of lower league fitba..

If I was a Clyde fan I would be keeping shtum for the time being.

Mon the Rise

I actually think Jack is a better player this season. Not as many goals, but a wheen of assists. His head is screwed on. He is a terrific team player these days..

Hmmm. I'm not sure that Stranraer were ever going to be title contenders this season. Aggie's a good lad and a decent coach/ manager and I really hope he will keep you lads up. I think he will.