Cosmic Joe

I normally go to the south enclosure at Dens, but it's closed for some reason.

A surprisingly large percentage (my ancestors included) came from Cavan. More Irish settled in the Blackness Road area than Lochee.

Surely that's illegal?

Probably only one. Congratulations!

Mods! Can we please use Scottish terms of reference.

^^^ TX Rover has competition ^^^

I don't really get the point of these stacked up burgers. For me they are not fit for purpose if they need an extra long cocktail stick to hold them together. Why not flatten a larger burger in a bigger roll, with all the relish, gherkins etc. Much easier to eat. Can be served with chips. I might open up a Larry David style spite place next to these McDonalds and Five Lads places.

I thought Healy's booking was harsh, he got a couple wrong. Would need to see the red card back again.

Acht it's okay. It gets on my tits slightly, as I do audio-descriptive commentary for blind and partially sighted fans.

Why the need for disablist posts?

Sounds like Goodwillie might unwittingly have talked himself to a day (or two) in the Criminal Court. Anybody not happy with this?

I really shouldn't but.. ..who is getting punished and who is administering the punishment?

Five single measures of spirit, is the equivalent of two and a half pints of beer. In England the drink driving limit is considerably higher than Scotland. I also agree the judge showed incredible leniency however.

Particularly seeing as the doctor is the father.

How on earth could a taxi driver confirm consent for sexual intercourse in this case? The Court heard from witnesses that Goodwillie agreed to take the victim (almost unconscious) home by taxi, then redirected it to another location, had sex with her, then abandoned her.

Clearly we don't all know who holds power. I certainly don't.

Smoking in restaurants? I think they'd just get a telling.

I would pay good money for someone inflating my tyres. Last time I attempted this I managed to deflate them. I am, admittedly mostly a public transport w****r these days.

Tattie scones

You like your batter steamed through?

We've been through this so many times. Deep frying a fish is not a complicated process. Firstly, you fry to order. Don't do it in advance. The batter needs to be of a good consistency. The temperature of the fat/ oil should be circa 170 degrees. Do not overcook the fish. It should be of a flaky consistency, depending on the size of the fish, it should take between 4 to 6 minutes. Important. Drain the excess oil/ fat from the fish. Allow up to a minute for this. Do not park the fish on top of a bed of chips and do not wrap the supper up in paper. Thank you..

Be more pacific..

I started watching that series, channel hopping, and initially thought it was about Brixton (my hearing is not the best). When it was all whiteys and it was set on the coast it began to dawn on me.

What does the raised index finger and pinkie raised mean? It seems to be predominantly used by weird morons.

My wife's family is Polish. The eastern half despise Russia, the western half hate Germany. Historically it's difficult to blame them. Brutal history.